what if christ appears in 21st century america ...

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by olckicker, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    United States
    Um, the words "County lockup" and "psych evaluation" come to mind.
     
  2. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
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    United States

    Not so much.
     
  3. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    Beat me to it.
     
  4. Smiley321

    Smiley321 Member

    Apr 21, 2002
    Concord, Ca
    I wonder if he was smart enough to figure out what number those wrestling referees are counting to when somebody is being choked
     
  5. IASocFan

    IASocFan Moderator
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    Aug 13, 2000
    IOWA
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    Sporting Kansas City
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    United States
    I think Gandhi may have been the closest in the last century. He did a lot of good, had some good ideas, and was murdered for his beliefs. Martin Luther King may be the closest American to the ideal - hated by many, monitored by the FBI, etc.
     
  6. servotron

    servotron New Member

    Mar 4, 2004
    St Paul, MN
    NO WONDER Bush is constantly attacking over there... he's desperately trying to create homeless middle eastern men in the hopes that one of them is the Big J!
     
  7. Metroweenie

    Metroweenie New Member

    Aug 15, 2004
    Westchester, NY
    Do me a favor and find me a depiction of a blond Christ, because I can't recall ever seeing one. Extra points if it's not from a Scandinavian country.
     
  8. FlashMan

    FlashMan Member

    Jan 6, 2000
    'diego
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    --other--
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    United States
    Christ better show up somewhere - blond, blue, brown, white, black, orange, red or purple - or else we're all in a lot of long-term trouble.

    Or maybe I only speak in hyperbole, and everything will settle down by itself.
     
  9. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Would it be a Ford, Mazda or Kia donkey?
     
  10. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I think it would all depend on the competence of the referee.
     
  11. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    Who was very rarely stable.
     
  12. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
  13. Metroweenie

    Metroweenie New Member

    Aug 15, 2004
    Westchester, NY
    Yeah, I did the image search too, I suspected that guy would be totally lost though. But through my life to that point, I can't recall ever seeing a blond Christ.
     
  14. Mikeshi

    Mikeshi New Member

    Jul 14, 2004
    Jasper,Ga
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    Arsenal FC
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    United States
    He would probably be crucified or the Jesus approved lethal injection since that is such a more compassionate way of killing folks. Hopefully, he wouldn't go down without a fight like the last time and give a better account of himself. Frankly, I think he was happy to get out of here the last time with what he got and has no intentions of making a return. God help him if he comes back and hes black. He is a goner for sure then. Although, if he does return we have as much reason to be upset as him. We are his cadres imperfect creation and have been left on our own when we could use some omnipotent help.
     
  15. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
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    Club Brugge KV
    Brilliant... :D
     
  16. SgtSchultz

    SgtSchultz Member

    Jul 11, 2001
    Parts Unknown
    Probably a Ford Pinto.
     
  17. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
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    Los Angeles Sol
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    Philippines
    I need to find my friend's website. It was the First Church of the Christ Coming Back as the Iraqi Child Hassad Who Was Blown Up In An Airstrike, So Now You're All Going To Hell - or something like that.
     
  18. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
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    United States
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skipshady again.

    Damn.
     
  19. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
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    New York Red Bulls
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    United States
  20. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
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    Arsenal FC
    I've been out sick the last couple of days (as in really sick, not sick that our country is going down the toilet) but when I saw the title of this thread that was the first thing I thought.
     
  21. Mancityfan81

    Mancityfan81 New Member

    Jul 26, 2004
    New York
    ...He would be dismissed by the those in power as a 'wishy-washy' socialist and a 'liberal elitist' for daring to speak on behalf of those with no voice. A lot like every Democrat and liberal in this country.
     

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