Alert: What if Beckham farts?

Discussion in 'Beckham Fans Forum' started by The Devil's Architect, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does it leave a skidmark?
     
  2. HailtotheKing

    HailtotheKing Member+

    San Antonio FC
    United States
    Dec 1, 2008
    TEXAS
    Club:
    San Antonio Scorpions FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    skidmark ? That'd be a SHART, not a fart.
     
  3. DetroitTFC

    DetroitTFC BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 14, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A picture of it will be on the front page of the Sun.
     
  4. The Cadaver

    The Cadaver It's very quiet here.

    Oct 24, 2000
    La Cañada, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Along with an authentic "scratch and sniff" patch.
     
  5. ZiggyBear

    ZiggyBear Member

    Feb 2, 2008
    Philly
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OMG Beckham busted a grumpy!:D
     
  6. MannieG

    MannieG Member+

    Nov 30, 2006
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm sure pc4th would make a poll about it...
     
  7. TinManJoshua

    TinManJoshua Member

    Aug 16, 2006
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Portsmouth FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The sky is falling!!!! The sky is falling!!!
     
  8. TheRustyEunuch

    Oct 16, 2007
    Medellín
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake

    I hope you don't leave skid marks when you fart....:eek:
     
  9. javier66

    javier66 Member

    Jul 10, 2005
    Mission, TX
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, long enough to land a 747. :D
     
  10. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nope. Tonto wears a breechcloth
     
  11. mikey99

    mikey99 Member

    May 15, 2007
    Don't they already bottle his farts as cologne?
     

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