What happened to Veronica Paysse?

Tristan is no Veronica. Not even in the same league. If you dig Tristan, then you dig Landon in more ways than one.

 

so you're saying that we shouldn't like Tristan because her twin brother is Landon. Is that right?

 

maybe it's because i'm not middle aged and married but i really don't see the whole veronica paysee thing. i mean yeah she racked. but her face...it's not really a face i can say i enjoy.

 

IrishFS1921, your profile says you were born in 1983! You should be 19, not middle-aged, married maybe, but not middle-aged. Funny joke.

 

You too, huh?

She's his reason for living. That just sounds so weird. Can you imagine if I said that about one of siblings. Nobody pays attention because the Gestapo of the LDALS* will silence you. Landon seems to be getting weirder and bitchier by the minute. I didn't see the ESPN special, but from what I hear, Landon is becoming Tristan and Tristan is becoming Landon. Ugh.

*Landon Donovan Ass Licking Society

PS. Segroves, it's good to see that you are reading my posts.

 

Don't worry. THE LDALS won't hurt you. But just be careful...

 

When I see Tristan, man I see Landon. It's like trying to bang a girl who looks like your mom. It'll never happen!!

Bro, if you ever have Tristan on her back, and your working her good, sweat coming down your face, with the whole porno look thing going, bed shaking, lights dimmed, with Eazy-E playing in the background, you're thinking it couldn't get better right? Then you look at her, and you start to see how she resembles her brother. Then next thing you know all you see is Landon's big ass melon staring back at you. Pretty scary crap, no?
















[I know someone is going to say something about "yeah like any of us will ever be in that position." It's just an example, not a fact chief]