What Can We Do?

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by UncleSam527, Apr 10, 2003.

  1. UncleSam527

    UncleSam527 Member

    Jan 14, 2002
    We're in quite the predicament (obviously) if we want to get through to the next round of the CCC. How can the fan base (or the Crew organization) do anything to disrupt Morelia and turn their focus away from the game.

    I have a few ideas (some of them may not be considered very "classy" or "nice", but if they work...)

    1. Switch venues to a remote high school stadium (since there won't be an abundance of people at the game anyway) where the Morelia fans will be forced to sit on the other side and will be less effective in their cheering.

    2. If the venue change does not work, somehow arrange for the water supply at CCS to be "shut off" so that their players will not have access to "the gift of life".

    3. Operation wreak havoc:
    blow air horns in their hotel
    have US customs check their passports
    -include both Morelia players and fans
    give the entire Columbus fan base (what little
    people there will be) all air horns, so that they
    can blow them every time a Morelia player
    lines up to shoot

    4. Pray to God that the offense scores more goals that possible.



    Now taking suggestions from anyone else...
     
  2. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    accept the fact that the crew players have fxcked this one up bad and we won't be going anywhere.

    time to focus on the league
     
  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    maybe we can fxck up some of their players. screw fair play. just go in there and play "hack-a-mexie" for 90 minutes.
     
  4. UncleSam527

    UncleSam527 Member

    Jan 14, 2002
    How much would it take to buy the referee crew?
     
  5. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    poorer countries can do it.
     
  6. UncleSam527

    UncleSam527 Member

    Jan 14, 2002
    Shoot, if they can buy the reffing crew, why can't we buy the game? (now we are getting really dirty)
     
  7. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    First thing is to find out what flight they are coming in on. *thought of poor taste terrorist joke* Second, since you can no longer wait for people by the gates, you go to baggage claim. At this point you start heckling the hell out of these guys. Maybe get a guy in a pretend INS uniform to give them a big hassle. Get another guy to either hijack the bus, or several guys driving taxis. Once you get them in the bus/taxi, take them someplace else (titty bar, cleveland, detroit, drug infested den of scum, you name it). Make sure you drive off before they have a change to get their gear out of the trunk.
     
  8. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, I don't see why we can't egg their bus, or egg them in the tunnel. I'm sure a couple of you won't mind being kicked out in an honorable sacrifice for the team.

    You can always call in a bomb threat to their hotel at 2am the night before the game. People used to do this at my high school to get out of class when the weather was really nice.

    We can fill their locker room with 500 lbs. of dead fish, or something similar.

    Charge the pitch and beat up a player before security kicks your ass.

    Get really drunk and pretend that you're doing something when in fact you're just imagining things.
     
  9. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    THis sounds too much like when Cleveland was sending the Browns to Bal*im**e
     
  10. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    What a waste of time...

    ...the jury is still out on this thread.
     
  11. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    I say this with the utmost respect, but you're an idiot. Honestly, with the utmost respect. Nobody believes your tough guy act and, frankly, when you post things like this you sound like a moron.

    Of course, I say this with the utmost respect.
     
  12. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    At this point, I think FF will be egging the home of Oliver Purnell.
     
  13. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    ^ what he said
     
  14. kaiser kraut

    kaiser kraut New Member

    Jun 26, 2001
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    you think this is a waste of time? I am tired of having to deal with our new Rivalries forum... somebody needs to stop this crap with all the trash talking about the Morelia game... time to close it down, pack up, and tell them to go back underneath their rocks (maggot fans, that is).
     
  15. soccerwookie

    soccerwookie New Member

    Aug 2, 2001
    Columbus OH

    Why? Really, what is that going to prove? That the Crew is a pathetic bunch of sore losers? They got beat, hell they got raped down there. At least show the class to suck it up and play for some pride on the home game. Trying to injure is going to do nothing for the Crew, nor is it going to help in terms of respect.
     
  16. Crew14

    Crew14 Member

    Apr 11, 2000
    Brunswick
    What's the difference?

    C14
     
  17. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    That's racist ya know.

    Oh Oh...so anyone from Clevland does drugs right? I see I see. My cousin is from Clevland. And he doesn't do drugs.


    People from Cleveland are people too. So stop generalizing. I heard Brad Freidel is Half Clevlandish. Does that make him a bad person. Racist! I'm so offended.


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