What Are the Keys for Beating KC?

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by PFKing15, Aug 3, 2002.

  1. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    1) Thunderstorm
    2) Pitch Invasion
    3) Mandatory "Woman showing tons of skin to make up for lack of talent" Half-Time show
    4) Echeverry Chip

    That would do it for me on the keys to a winning day (ok, so I could do without #3 but thought I should include it on the list anyway). :)
     
  2. Sundevil9

    Sundevil9 Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And somebody make sure to turn the lights on.
     
  3. Bill-DC

    Bill-DC Member+

    May 20, 2002
    The energy and magic from the Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band concert at MCI Center that very same night will make its way slowly to RFK Stadium. The players will be Born to Run. As a result, there will be a Darkness on the Edge of Town as RFK becomes Badlands to opposing teams once again. K.C. will not know what to do If They Should Fall Behind.

    Result: K.C. will be kicked Out In The Street and I'll laugh my a$$ off as I am driving down Thunder Road aka E. Capitol Street in the Pink Cadillac I rented for the evening. The Screaming Eagles will be doing The Wild, The Innocent and the E Street Shuffle after the win. Glory Days will be back at RFK!

    This will be the start of The Rising for D.C. United and hopefully will lead them to The Promised Land at Foxboro in late October.

    Bill-DC
     
  4. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Couldn't have said it better myself, Bill.

    Note to defense: Preki always goes left...

    Dave
     
  5. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    Re: Re: What Are the Keys for Beating KC?

    It could happen! :D
     
  6. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Do we know someone in Mexico who can put chalk dust in Fat Tony's suitcase?

    Dave
     
  7. Jose L. Couso

    Jose L. Couso New Member

    Jul 31, 2000
    Arlington, VA
    LOL! :D
     
  8. Wizardscharter

    Wizardscharter New Member

    Jul 25, 2001
    Blue Springs, MO
    Re: Re: Re: What Are the Keys for Beating KC?

    {whooooossooop}

    Me, holding my breath. ";)"
     
  9. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Jesus Dave!! Your slipping man. Thats ******* EASY! Just toss some powdered donuts at the fat cvnt. Nature will take care of the rest!! ;-)

    --now did someone tell wizardscharter that this game will be played in RFK and NOT DuPont Circle? (At least they wear their rainbows with pride...)
     
  10. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i clearly heard the guy who missed the sitter yell out "look at me, i'm albright" as he ran down the field...


    i think United better score more or the next time the fans invade the field it won't be with such good humor.
     

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