Weird News Thread Part III

Sounds like something out of the X-Files.

 

5 alarm chili

 

A rat broke into an ATM, shredded $18000 and then died.

Thereby creating the single greatest work of satirical performance art this millennium. pic.twitter.com/2tRb6h5Uml

— Alex Eccleston Æ (@AventuraObscura) October 5, 2019

 

Portable toilets, thanks much.

 

Oh you dirty rat!

 

I'm sure some of these diets are not all they could be... you've heard of a starter log, right?

Remember the Wacky Waconian (Wacovite? Wacwegian?) Waste incident...

 

Did he set off the alarm, tho?

Trained rats and a bag of treats could make someone rich... one M&M for every stack they bring out of the box... try that with hamsters and they'll bring you a few grand, but after that they'd hog the treats in their cheeks and turn state's evidence

 

And I thought paranoid loons were an American thing:


https://www.insider.com/father-six-children-spent-basement-world-to-end-2019-10


A 58-year-old man and six young adults — who ranged in age from 16 to 25 — were discovered by police in the Netherlands after spending years in a basement beneath a remote farmhouse waiting for the world to end and with no contact to the outside world.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/25/health/beer-stomach-autobrewery-syndrome-trnd/index.html

Man’s stomach functioned as a brewery.

 

Why did the guy treat it? A loaf of Italian bread and you're buzzed

 

Exactly, get the bread delivered so you don't get done for drunk driving and you're golden

 

No, he should make it himself.
Kind of like home brewing.

Homemade bread is just about the greatest thing on earth.

My cheese bread with coarse salt is awesome.

 

Every time he drove he was DWI.

 

An Iowa woman was killed by debris from an explosion at a gender reveal party on Saturday, police say. https://t.co/EvH5o4B5kB

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 28, 2019

 

Has a "gender reveal party" ever gone right? They sound exceptionally dumb to me, which seems proven out by clips on different video fail shows, one of which is the local news

 

Most are tame.. The problem is, thanks to youtube and the like, a small selection of people have gone more and more outlandish with their reveals. No longer is it good enough to have a pink or blue colored cake, now things have to explode.

 

Shelter cat lets other inmates escape:

Shelter cat put in solitary confinement for 'repeatedly' letting other cats outhttps://t.co/Ru5Tnb8hP2 pic.twitter.com/n1PlgTLzWM

— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 11, 2019

 

Another Cat-astrophe:

A tale of true ingenuity in the face of bureaucracy. Aeroflot refuses to let a man take his cat on board because he is over the carryon weight limit. Man sneaks in another, lighter cat to be weighed, then switches it for his own and flies home in business https://t.co/Tgf1oYW6p0

— max seddon (@maxseddon) November 7, 2019

 

3 Judges Got Into a Brawl in a White Castle Parking Lot, and Now They've Been Suspended

 

Judges Gone Wild

 

A storyline from a Saw movie come to fruition!!

Nationwide Recall of Cadavers Issued After One Found Alive in Anatomy Lab

 

Pretty sure that's a parody site

medical student Edward S Hands ​

God, I sure hope so...

 

Holy crap. That's more holy crappy than I expected!

Three Indiana judges were suspended without pay this week after the state’s supreme court determined it wasn’t exactly judicial to get involved in a 3 a.m. drunken brawl — and then a shooting — outside a White Castle minutes after the trio went to a local strip club and found it closed.

At least one of the judges admitted to being black-out drunk. They were all in Indianapolis that day for a judicial conference.


The judges — Andrew Adams, Bradley Jacobs, and Sabrina Bell — will undergo short, unpaid suspensions after the Indiana Supreme Court ruled Tuesday they engaged in judicial misconduct when they got drunk and became “involved in a verbal altercation” that turned violent several months ago. Adams was the only judge to be criminally charged in the case, and he pleaded guilty to one count of misdemeanor battery last month.​

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She's Republican, and the men on the left is a Democrat. The other doesn't have that info on Ballotpedia.

 

Wait...are you saying Abby Cadavvy, CEO of Sesame Medical Care, a major cadaver supplier, is not a real person???

<walks away sheepishly>