Weekend playoff results [R]

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Smurfquake, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, we're forced to sit on the sidelines and root against LA. Put any playoff-related posts here. First up, Rapids @ Galaxy in about four hours.

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  2. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What happened, Bill, did they censor your picture?
    Aside from that, today will be the first day on which I will be cheering on Carrieri and the little Scotsman.
     
  3. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No, nobody censored the picture. The cruddy free web hosting I use often doesn't allow pictures to be linked from outside their site. Sometimes you will see it and sometimes you won't.

    So here's the URL if you don't see the picture in the first post above and you want to see it:

    http://www.geocities.com/billreeves/kitten.html
     
  4. doppelganger

    doppelganger Member

    Jul 6, 2001
    santa cruz, ca
    a fish that kills kittens?

    oh the humanity.....
     
  5. Defender

    Defender Member

    Joe's Plumbing 86ers
    Feb 16, 2001
    San Francisco CA
    Club:
    Atlanta Silverbacks
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's a terrific photo. Death to the fish! Go Carrieri and El Pibe!

    Goodsport, where's the Valderrama mask?
     
  6. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Darn. Still can't get it with either Explorer or Netscape. Oh, well, one of those computer things.
     
  7. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh my freakin' heck!!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever seen Bill. I almost spewed my Snapple laughing at that one!
     
  8. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, for lack of anything resembling a life here, I'm going to do occasional PBP for the game tonight.

    Four minutes in, Robin Fraser of Colorado gets Cobi Jones with a nasty tackle. He got a yellow card, but it could have been red. Cobi just got taken off on a stretcher. Play has restarted and they're still working on Cobi.
     
  9. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's the 18th minute now. Cobi came back on the field after about five minutes after getting fouled. Lalas got a yellow for a pretty hard tackle earlier. Pretty chippy game. And a kitten narrowly escaped a couple of minutes ago when Ruiz headed it over the goal.
     
  10. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    LA scores off a corner kick. But it wasn't Ruiz so no kittens have been harmed yet. 1-0 LA in the 22nd.
     
  11. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The first kitten of the evening has been slaughtered. Ruiz in the 24th, 2-0 LA.
     
  12. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Khartman is "the cat," does he get along with Ruiz "the fish." I wish he'd just up and eat Fish.

    And if Khartman is "the cat," will he die at some point when Ruiz scores.

    Just random thoughts to ponder.
     
  13. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is Khartman still alive?
     
  14. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, I guess Khartman is "el gato" -- but I think that it's "los gatitos" which get killed when Ruiz scores.

    Khartman is apparently OK since he just saved a PK. Still 2-0 LA in the 38th minute.
     
  15. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dang Khartman and his PK saves.

    If he would just eat the Fish like cats are supposed to do, he would save so many of his kind. :(
     
  16. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, it's halftime. That was pretty grim if you're not rooting for LA. Colorado did not have a lot of offense, and when they caught a break on the PK call, Spencer shot it right where Khartman was diving. 2-0 LA.

    And the most shocking statistic of the night -- if you add up all of the goals scored by Ruiz in all of the games this year (MLS regular season and playoff, and US Open Cup), 40 kittens have been killed since Ruiz joined MLS. How can the LA fans live with that? :(
     
  17. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No way to get a ring, Chris!! :(
     
  18. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm really going to miss fluffy. I only had that kitten for two days, it loved me. Oh how it would pur when I would return home from the bar. Oh well, I guess it's on to another kitten, probably won't even make it through the rest of the game though.
     
  19. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    Even their mods troll...
     
  20. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm not trolling, just putting my own spin on bill's kitten killing theory.
     
  21. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To keep forever, or until Ruiz scores again? ;)
     
  22. elainemichelle

    elainemichelle New Member

    Jul 20, 2002
    Until it dies after the next Ruiz pk.
     
  23. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, it's 3-0 LA, Hendrickson got one in the 71st minute. Coach's new kitten has been spared for now.
     
  24. NICDT Coach

    NICDT Coach Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Cd'A, Idaho
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm going to miss Tiger. Such a cute little tabby cat, he loved to play with string and stare at the birds...

    Goodbye Tiger. *Snif*
     
  25. Smurfquake

    Smurfquake Moderator

    Aug 8, 2000
    San Carlos, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The latest kitten casualty happens in the 84th minute. Ruiz scores again. 4-0 LA.

    Ruiz has now been subbed out, so no more kittens will be killed tonight. Barring some miracle comeback, this was about the most one-sided playoff game I've seen. I can't believe Colorado is one of the top four teams in MLS. The Quakes tanked the last four games of the season, but they gave LA a much better fight than Colorado did tonight.

    So, until tomorrow's Columbus @ New England game, please light a candle for the two kittens who lost their lives tonight.
     

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