We need new taunts for Khartman

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by sj_quakes_fan, Sep 10, 2002.

  1. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Don't You Forget About Us
    (To the tune of
    Don't You (Forget About Me)
    by Simple Minds)


    Hey, hey, hey, hey!
    Ohh ohhhh...

    Just wait and see about us
    We'll be alone, cham'peens you know it baby

    Hear our rumbles and shouts
    We're shooting everything inside and out and
    It's true were the best in the park
    It's your 'tender that we were working on

    Slowly we'll pull you apart
    Watch the ball go into your net, baby

    Don't You Forget About Us
    Don't Don't Don't Don't
    Don't You Forget About Us

    Will you stand above us?
    No-oo way, it'll never be
    Ruiz keeps falling, Ruiz keeps falling
    Down, down, down

    Will you respect us?
    Call me a name or walk on by
    Ruiz keeps falling, Ruiz keeps falling
    Down, down, down, down

    Hey, hey, hey, hey!
    Ohh ohhhh...

    Don't you try to pretend
    It's my feeling we'll win in the end
    We won't harm you but we'll torch your defenses
    Vanney, Alexi

    Don't you forget about us
    We'll be alone, cham'peens you know it baby
    Going to take you apart
    We'll put us back on top of the chart, baby

    Don't You Forget About Us
    Don't Don't Don't Don't
    Don't You Forget About Us

    As you walk on by
    Will you call me a name?
    As you walk on by
    Will you call me a name?
    When you walk away

    Or will you run away?
    Will you run on by?
    Come on call me a name
    Will you admit we've got game?

    I say
    La la la...
    When you walk on by...
    And you call me a name...
     
  2. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 Quakes

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've been wanting to incorporate the 209 Hooligans Chants.
     
  3. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    So anyone want to help start that one up on the 21st :D?
     
  4. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
  5. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Same theme, different tune

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Champions' Golden Goal,
    It went past Kevin Hartman thanks to DeRosario
    Thank you Mister Hartman for being so slow!
    We won because of you!

    Glory, Glory Hallelujah!
    Hartman thanks a million to ya!
    The Quakes won the Cup because of you!
    We won because of you!


    (Please feel free to add subsequent verses...)
     
  6. Quake Crazy

    Quake Crazy Member

    Jul 19, 2001
    Ceres Califonia
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Same theme, different tune

    The best yet!!
     
  7. yanks02

    yanks02 New Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    Houston
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    wow thats some talent and creativity working there. I like it:)
     
  8. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's really good. :)
     
  9. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think we've found the newest casbah song for the 21st!!

    Rock on!
     
  10. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca
    How about:

    Hartman and Califf sittin in a tree S-U-C-K-I-N-G

    DeRo juked Danny

    Then he beat Kevin

    Lose again and you're workin at seven-eleven
     
  11. Bajoro

    Bajoro Member+

    Sep 10, 2000
    The Inland Empire
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thank you ladies and gentlemen, you're too kind, no seriously...
     
  12. bpc

    bpc Member+

    Jul 21, 1999
    Silicon Valley
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I turn in my quill and bow respectfully to the great bard Bajaro.
     
  13. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Another one that we could use, along Bajoro's lines, but certainly not as brilliant, is the one we've been using for the tacos.

    "Thank you Khartman,
    For the ring/Cup"

    Either ring or Cup would work if we do it in two beats.



    This is so much fun!! We really have to use this stuff on the 21st! This'll show Khartman what he gets when he issues a challenge to the Woo hoo girls!! :D
     
  14. sonofapitch

    sonofapitch New Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    Novato, CA
    1) Ask him if he gets MLS Shootout at his house because he'll need it after the first round of the playoffs.

    2) Ask him if he and Cobi have been tried dating women instead of Kappa game balls this season (reference to the commercial that ran last season.)

    3) Ask him if it's true that the reason he holds the starting job over Reis is because of sexual favors for Sigi.
     
  15. sonofapitch

    sonofapitch New Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    Novato, CA
    Ask him if Mickey Mouse actually gave him those gloves during his last visit to Disneyland.
     
  16. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    That song, while clever, would be very hard to get the whole group to sing..

    Im still gonna try my luck with the "nice save you suck"..
     
  17. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 Quakes

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The simple the better. That's why one or two lines are better. Otherwise we're going to have chants that will take a songsheet.

    sonofapitch has it right too as well!

    I do fear that Slim Shady might challenge those to take off their shirts, which would cause the entire stadium to implode upon impact.

    Too bad it isn't the Monsters of Rock--several would be apt towards throwing tomatoes at the crowd and more...

    :D
     
  18. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Some of those a pretty good.

    But for #2, that was Mike Petke with Cobi Jones in that commercial.

    I'm not so sure I can actually say #3. LOL!!
     
  19. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: We need new taunts for Khartman

    I think you're right about the songs too an extent. But Bajoro's is pretty good!

    Another one along those lines, but a bit shortened could be:

    "We thank you Khartman, We do
    We thank you Khartman, We do
    For the trophy we thank you!"
     
  20. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Those are pretty good, but after seeing it and thinking about it it seems like Khartmen handed us the trophy instead of the 'Quakes working hard and winning it :(
     
  21. Anh Jung-Hwan

    Anh Jung-Hwan New Member

    Jul 1, 2002
    South Korea
    How about this one: You have worse hair than Anh, Khartman!

    Personally, Anh loves his hair but a lot of Americans have a problem with it as well as my dancing.

    Trying to help. Sincerely,
    Anh
     
  22. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 Quakes

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't mind the long songs--in fact they are more wittier.

    The reason behind the short songs is so that people can pick up on them very quickly.

    While we can turn an entire tune into a long verbal taunt, a lot of people want to see the action on the field so something to both see the game and taunt the keeper/other team at the same time...

    Cheers!
     
  23. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    So Nap, you up for the "209 chant" next Sat?!
     
  24. Hawkeye17

    Hawkeye17 Quakes

    Aug 25, 1999
    Miami Vice 82
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's one that I've been trying to use. If E4L wants to jump in it, should be a good one.

    The only one that will not work is the "He's a Bum" cheer.
     
  25. IBleedTeal

    IBleedTeal Member+

    Jun 2, 2001
    Yves Fiat
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Why does SJ hate Carlos Ruiz?!

    He's a WANNA-BE PIMP!!
     

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