Okay, after the USOC, Khartman issued the woo-hoo girls a challenge. He told us if we really want to get to him, we have to come up with some new, better stuff. His parting words were, "So, okay ladies, next time have some better stuff." So any suggestions as to what we can say to him?
Umm.... Yeah, that's true. But I'm looking for something more than that. The ring has lost it's power. He's heard that too many times. And, really with LA, the ring thing is just funny. Cuz they have rings too. And the Khartman thing isn't working either. Cuz he's heard that too many times. I'm really at a loss for things. Help!!!
Mr. Hartman, I expect your team will allow more goals tonight than they will score. The reason I believe this is that I know you are not a very good soccer player, and the San Jose players have the necessary ability to kick the ball past you and into the white rope mesh behind you, despite your advantage of being allowed to touch the ball with your hands.
Wait until the Quakes get close to their goal and just about to score and then pull up your shirt and flash him and yell "you'll never get your hands on these". At the very least this will distract him.
Yeah Baby! Watch the drool come out! Just be sure there aren't any cameras out there--otherwise that might be all over the place. Beware on that... ----- So the ring has been played out. I don't know if this has been tried out... his hair and him being a dead ringer for Marshall Mathers (aka Eminem) has been used... One Cap Hartman is a good one since he had that one game against Jamaica and then fell out of the National Team loop. Anything used for Tony Meola might be in order, like the Cheesy Poofs song, but Hartman isn't overweight or has 99 caps for the National Team, but since his name is closer to a certain obese South Park character all references are in order. He doesn't have a bobblehead, so that would be another good line... That would be the best ones so far... the first one beerking mentioned, I would strongly advise against... Cheers!
Funny thing is, at the USOC game, he called me a little boy. And it pissed me off so bad I did almost flash him. But I have more class than that. So I didn't!
It costs too much money... I do fear the beer has been spiked... I know some of the other female fans wouldn't even dare try something similar... There are cameras all over--let's be careful out there... supposedly "that trick" is tried at the rollercoaster rides right where the ride hits the cameras... Only knock on Hartman is that he's too skinny... I'm thinking maybe calling him NSYNC since his hair is badly bleached.
I'm.....just Marshall mathers...... great, now that song is in my head! Can I moon him? Who's bringing the 3 bottles of wine necessary for me to do that?
Actually the ring was pretty funny. And Khartman has rings. But it was still pretty funny. It's not a comparison we're making. It's the individual we are picking on.
I'm afraid if that happens, there will be flash bulbs a popping... the last thing we need is Girls Gone Quakes! The Southern California salute would be a better bet. And I'm pissed off because I won't be able to make it to this game... Hopefully it's not one of those contests where if you bleach your hair and have a haircut like Kevin Hartman you get in for free or something like that...
Hartman: Lord of the Rings (Sung to the tune of the Christmas carol, "Noel"...) Hartman, we sing, thank you for our ring! And DC United Says the very same thing! Hartman, Hartman! Hartman, Hartman! We thank you, we thank you for our MLS ring!
OK , to paraphrase a couple of old ones :A/ " Hartman's here , Hartman's there ; ****ing up just anywhere ! " ; B/ "He is blond , he is slick , up his *** he's got a stick ! " ; C/ " He is blond , he is white , and he plays like ****ing **yte" ; D/ " We love you Hartman , and you think that's allright ; O pretty Hartman- give up 5 goals tonight " - to the tune of " I love you baby " .All in good humour , and without any disrespect , of course .
Take the 209 chant.. A:HEY KHARTMAN.. NICE SAVE!! C: YOU SUCK! A: HEY COBI.. C: YOU SUCK!! A: HEY GALAXY!! C: YOU SUCK A: HEY GALAXY FANS!! C: YOU REALLY SUCK!!