Mr. Commissioner, we MLS fans want you to shave that mess off your face. We believe you haven't done so yet because you're afraid your "street cred" will suffer. I'll try and persuade you otherwise the only way I know how -- with verse: DonGarber ... loves: Burritos at 4 a.m., Parties that never end, Dogs that like cats, And twins! AND DONGARBER LOVES YOU TOO! Why does Don Garber party like a fool? CUZHECANCANCAN! CUZHECANCANCAN! CUZHECANCANCANCANCANCANCANCANCANCANCAN! There you are, Don. Now get the razor.
Oh c'mon now, Analyzing Donny's facial hair is much more important than discussing league attendance every week.
Post of the year, hands down right there. This thread reminds me of the pointless USA 2-Portugal 0 thread that was around for like 4 months or whatever. I guess it worked, though.