This vaguely reminds me of an old post on Two-bob when they first opened the hotel at Upton Park. Some crazy geezer fancied staying in the hotel with a view of the pitch, having a shag with his wife during the game...and then....well...you know....when the Hammers scored. That might be the most fulfilling emotional, physical and spiritual experience one could have.
Well I quoted myself before, so this is surely acceptable. If fact you could use it "interim signature - new one announced in 60-90"
Pardew better be the real deal...getting him has been too much of a pain in the you know what. I really think we could have gotten someone else with premiership management experience.