Watch a Fire game or get kicked in the nards?

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by ratdog, Mar 24, 2013.

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Would you rather have to watch an entire Fire game or get kicked in the nards?

  1. Fire

    9 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. NArds

    18 vote(s)
    66.7%
  1. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And no, death is not an option.

    So which is it?
     
  2. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If I get kicked in the nards, the pain lasts for what, about 20 minutes and then starts going away. If I watch a Fire game, the pain lasts for two hours, sometimes more. I'll take the kick.
     
  3. thefireandthepassion

    May 25, 2011
    St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud
    Club:
    Des Moines Menace
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What if you were to get kicked in the nards continuously for the entire 90 minutes with only the halftime break in between?
     
  4. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    Who's doing the kicking? If it's Nyarko, then I'll take the feather-light kick.
     
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  5. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Then I'd be at a Fire game with Andy Hauptmann sitting next to me explaining how he built this team from the ground up.
     
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  6. snkscore

    snkscore Member+

    Jun 24, 2007
    La Grange, IL
    This was the first Fire game that I simply decided to skip in 6 years. :(
     
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  7. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    I really enjoyed the first 75 minutes. It obviously went downhill by the end but I think the chicken little crying is an overreaction.
     
  8. Salvatore Giuseppe

    May 4, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago
    I agree. The end result and how the season panned out is horrendous, but the way that game ended seems to be making people forget that the Fire looked good (as in last season good, at least) for the majority of that game. Then it all fell apart as they pressed for a winner.
     
  9. thefireandthepassion

    May 25, 2011
    St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud
    Club:
    Des Moines Menace
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bullshit. The first 75 minutes may count as "passable" at the very best. Nowhere near good.
     
  10. JayJ

    JayJ Member

    Mar 18, 2013
    Aurora IL
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Same here. We are all in it for the long haul, right? A few crummy games is not the end of it all. ;)
     
  11. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I don't know if I would even say passable. The way we were controlling the ball, we should have been ahead by 2, only nobody on this team can finish! That's why we end up getting our a*ses handed to us. Despite controlling the whole game, we have to chase goals in the second half and as soon as we really push, the defense gets overrun. If we can get one forward who can finish an occasional f*ing chance we would have beat New England and Chivas and be sitting on 7 points. Instead we're the league laughingstock.

    G*DD*MN IT I HATE MONDAYS!!!
     
  12. harrylee773

    harrylee773 Member+

    Jul 28, 2004
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Even if they had played the most dominant first 75 minutes in the history of soccer without scoring a goal, the end result was a 4-1 loss to f&cking Chivas. I'll take the dickkick, please.
     
  13. loonixxx

    loonixxx Member+

    Chicago Red Stars
    Aug 28, 2004
    Soccer Limbo
    Club:
    Jagiellonia Bialystok SSA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And all 4 of those goals against came in the second half. We sure know how to crash and burn in spectacular fashion.
     
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  14. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If I get kicked in the nards will guapo stand by my side and play tetris while I recover?
     
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  15. OneEleven

    OneEleven Member

    Feb 20, 2003
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Isn't this like asking which is greater, 3+1 or 2=2?
     
  16. Clenbuterol

    Clenbuterol Red Card

    Aug 25, 2011
    Club:
    --other--
    Ever since the last month of last season it has felt like Klopas has been kicking everyone of us in the nards.
     
  17. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You spelled "five years" and "Hauptmann" wrong.
     
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