Wasatch Mountain Cup, The RSL Repilcators vs. The Cheyenne Mountain Boys A.K.A. SG1, 8/4/12 7:00 UDT

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  1. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    RSL travels to the home of the Colorado Rapids for the third leg of the Wasatch Mountain Cup. What?!?! Didn't we just beat these bozos and win the Wasatch Mountain Cup?!?! What are we doing playing these losers again? Oh well, since our line up of cool Lego-block Repilicators basically man-handed SG1 and the rest of the Star Gate losers the last game, I don't know what line up the CRapids will be fielding. I mean, they threw out SG1 and we smoked them, so who they going to call on now? The Wraith? Toast! The Ori? We'll eat them for lunch! The Lucian Alliance? Fugetaboudit! About the only thing the CRapids can do is sell their souls and field a team full of technology-destroying drones from Stargate Universe. Maybe then they'll be able to stop our team of Replicators (the cool Lego-block ones, not the cheesy, human-looking ones).

    Anyway, take RSLs Repilcator line-up below and insert "Technology-Destroying Drone" and that will be the CRapids line up.

    ------------------------------Replicator----------------------------------
    ---Replicator------Replicator-------Replicator--------Replicator-----
    ----Replicator----Replicator------Replicator----Replicator--------
    ---------------Replicator-----------------Replicator--------------------

    This game is going to make the whole Transformers-Decepticons war look like as cheesy and staged as a WWE Kim Kardasian/Snooki Polizzi no-holds-barred, cage match, cat-fight. Meow!!!
     
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  2. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
    Staff Member

    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow, you need to stay off whatever illegal substances you take before you post. What is a Wasatch Mtn Cup? Is that the 2nd cup we win when we beat cRapids again?

    Anyway, it should be fun match. Colorado is ready to implode and although I feel for Oscar, I hate his team and have no problems watching them crash and burn.

    Maybe Sabo can catch Wondo with this one.
     
  3. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wasatch Mountain Cup = Rocky Mountain Cup re-branded since the cRapids haven't won the damn thing in over 6 years now, it's pretty much found it's home in the wasatch mountains.
     
  4. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    the way we are ********ing with karma would make canyonvue blush.
    It's the RMC you cheeky bastards.

    The lineup for this obviously heavily depends on the Tuesday match in Costa Rica.
    With that said, I would wager we see something like this (given the charter flight)

    -------------------Nicky
    --Wingert--Watson--Borchers--Mansally
    -------------------Alvarez
    ---------Steele---------------Johnson
    ---------------------Gil
    -----------Espy-----------Braun

    Bench: Reynish, Olave, Beltran, Grabs, Beckerman, Javi, Sabo

    • Sabo and Javi need rest, especially since they'll likely be asked to play the full 90 in Tico Land.
    • Johnson is a machine - rest him later
    • Alvarez had a stellar game against these guys before, use it
    • Espy has been getting subbed off lately and I think this is the reason why - I do think he'll be subbed off here again, though
    • Nicky has to start. I wouldn't trust Reynish against a u-8 team
    • Braun should have got minutes against these guys when we won the thing here. Oh well
     
  5. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
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    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gee thanks UP, I totally didn't know that. Thanks.
     
  6. UPinSLC

    UPinSLC Member+

    Jul 11, 2004
    SL,UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    lol, it's all in good fun, just like twisting the knife in those bastards as much as i can.
     
  7. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Paging Jason...
     
  8. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Please just keep Steele on bench, Will be interesting to see how Braun plays when he gets a shot.
     
  9. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sadly with the amount of rotating needed to keep guys fresh and injury free, we likely see Steele. I'd rather we didn't but we can hope for a good 90 from him at some point right?
     
  10. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Keep Steele on the bench and play Seba. The kid played well at the beginning of the season. I'd like to see him get more time.
     
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  11. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kid played so well early and then nothing, how does this play with a young players confidence.
     
  12. RoyalNonesuch

    RoyalNonesuch Member+

    May 10, 2009
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The management of Velasquez and his time and injury is probably one of the biggest questions of the season on this forum.

    I trust the coach on this one, he sees more in practice etc. and who am I anyway?

    Many of us here just feel the team looks and flows better (at least offensively) with Seba on the field. We're seeing a similar love for Alvarez of late...but we also saw a 'blossom of love' for Steele after his first few games, that's since turned into general disdain.
     
  13. RSLSteve

    RSLSteve Member

    Jul 21, 2007
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How many fans are going to this one? I guess no bus is going? We have 6 going as this is our annual trip. Should be fun nonetheless.
     
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  14. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your going to Costa Rica? Dick!! No really good on ya, represent us all well.:)
     
  15. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unless Denver recently relocated to Costa Rica I'm guessing he's not :p
    I wouldn't mind seeing some Velazquez as well but I have a feeling JK is taking it slow with him and trying to not rush him into games. Kind of how Gil was groomed over a few years before he started playing more regularly.
     
  16. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My real question is how Seba's performances became transformed into offensive juggernauts when he was mostly an adequate stop-gap entry. :)
     
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  17. georg

    georg Member+

    May 25, 2009
    Parowan, Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Too many threads, sorry thought Steve was heading to Costa Rica.

    Agree somewhat on Valasquez but too throw him too the wolves early and have him not only survive but excell, it seems counterproductive at this point to hold him back. It may be just me but I would like to see Valasquez get the minutes over Steele every day.
     
  18. DrownedElf

    DrownedElf Member+

    Jul 5, 2010
    Ogden
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Absence makes the heart grow fonder. He can't be worse than Steele right?
     
  19. TheBiff

    TheBiff Member+

    Apr 8, 2011
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Ecuador
    #beatthecrapidswithourreserves

    Remember last year when we did that to the Revs?
    Good times.
     
  20. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Steele has pictures of Seba with JK's wife - I'm convinced.

    Also, while nobody played well in that USOC debacle, Seba came on and was god awful. Like he was the worst of the worst awful
     
  21. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Steele played awful in his games save the goals. We all said it. Many of the post game comments were "had Steele not scored that winner, I would have been so pissed at him for his play" in essence.

    The Alvarez love has been around for quite some time, not just recently. He is quality that Kreis seems to want to hide despite there not being an expansion draft to worry about
     
  22. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator
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    All of them
    Apr 14, 2003
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I agree, he has done well in a pinch before and now maybe the time to give him more of a chance.

    And 15, everyone in that USOC just sucked rocks, seriously.
     
  23. RSLSteve

    RSLSteve Member

    Jul 21, 2007
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I wish I was going to costa rica instead of Denver....one day....one day.
     
  24. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Like we used to say way back in the 60' when rock stars were choking to death on their own vomit every other week, "Better living thru chemicals!"

    I've been referring to the RMC as the Wasatch Mountain Cup the day after we won it the first time 6 years ago. Ergo, it's RSL property, the CRapids only "borrowed" it for two years.
     
  25. Bulldog SLC

    Bulldog SLC Member

    May 4, 2012
    Salt Lake City
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    With Pareja apologizing to the whiny fan base for the team's perfomance, it would be nice to smash them in their own house 3-0.
     

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