War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

But isn't thinking in opposites still using logic and reason?

While climate change may diminish the productivity of some existing coffee growing regions, it might actually open up potential new growing regions.

 

What the actual F******** @Knave? Who are you? What the F******** am I supposed to do with this?

 

Drink more coffee.

 

Now there's a thought...but this is P&CE.

 

If the pig had swine flu, it's a viral ham.

 

Magdeburg Christmas market: Everything we know about car attack which killed two and injured at least 68

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-magdeburg-attack-what-happened-b2668180.html

 

Mr. Mercedes

 

I'm up to at least a dozen MERRY CHRISTMASES in the past few days and have not been arrested by the Woke Mob.

 

Not to scare you but it took the FBI 5 days to find the UHC killer.

 

We have the Christmas station on in the car and when I hear Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I think - Rudolph should've told Santa and those other asshole reindeers to go pound snow. Mocking him for years & then when fog rolls in "Oh, let's get the dude with the glowing red nose. What's his name again?" He should've flown off to the Caribbean for vacation. BAH HUMBUG!

 

The only thing I listen to is the Vince Guaraldi Trio's "A Charlie Brown Christmas" -- other than that, I really can't stand Xmas music.

 

I'm not sure Santa is completely aware of how that little trick is going to turn out for him in the sleigh.

 

It’ll lighten the load so he’ll get more lift.

 

I was thinking more like this:
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19eiUAGh7o/

For some reason I can't embed the video.

 

The Phil Spector and Motown Christmas compilations are excellent.

 

Time to get cracking!

 

This one's on my holiday playlist. Hope everyone's office xmas party is as fun as this one.

 

What if they wanted to sing this?

 

Young Roby tells Santa off. Almost gets one to da back a da head