War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by guignol, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Merry christmas to all you fascists, semi fascists and even the losers who don't fash
     
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  2. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Did we win the war? Has Christmas surrendered?
     
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  3. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    Hell no!!

    Merry Christmas!

    HAIL GRIMES!!
     
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  4. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
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    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
     
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  5. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
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    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Merry Christmas to all you woke people.
     
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  6. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    I just woke with Bandit the dog licking my face.

    Oh!

    Merry Xmas all.
     
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  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
  8. The Jitty Slitter

    The Jitty Slitter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Bayern München
    Germany
    Jul 23, 2004
    Fascist Hellscape
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Heil the woke hive mind!
     
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  9. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Born in a main battle tank wrapped in body armor,visited by Special forces troops bearing gifts of M16s,hand grenades,and drones....
    Oh the other one?
    Thought we were talking about Grimes!
     
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  10. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
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    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Merry Christmas to all my fellow politics dorks.
     
  11. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Ho, ho, fooking ho.
     
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  12. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    Disruptors to you, please...

    "I told you about strawberry fields
    You know the place where nothing is real
    Well here's another place you can go
    Where everything flows
    Looking through the bent-backed tulips
    To see how the other half live
    Looking through a glass onion"

    (Lennon/McCartney)
     
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  13. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Dang...it's barely hit 80 deg here. Sweater weather! :(
     
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  14. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    "Winter gray and falling rain, we'll see summer come again,
    Darkness falls and seasons change (gonna happen every time).
    Same old friends the wind and rain, Summers fade and roses die,
    You'll see summer come again, like a song that's born to soar the sky."
    (Weir/Barlow)

    Stay in the game. Next season could be The One...
     
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  15. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I sound like some old fart,but I was surprised for all the warnings and travel bans that this wasn't even my hardest shovel of the winter so far.Last weeks snow was so much wetter and heavier.
    Hope all the people of the North Wind are shoveled out.
     
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  16. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    One way to keep warm in the snow.

     
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  17. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

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    United States
    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which in Christmas terms is anybody with little kids rousing them at the crack of dawn to open presents.
     
  18. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
     
  19. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Christmas says it is now ready to negotiate.
     
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  20. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Yes, Christmas finally decided that some kids are neither naughty nor nice, just grubby and smelly.
     
  21. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
  22. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
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    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  23. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
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    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I still get a kick out of listening to people whine that there's a War on Christmas in the first place. So I don't pass up opportunities to point out that the same people making that complaint would be the ones, if the Nativity Scene occurred today, referring to Mary as a pregnant, unwed, immigrant teenager who dropped an anchor baby while taking advantage of unpaid housing.
     
  24. ElNaranja

    ElNaranja Member+

    Houston Dynamo
    United States
    Jul 16, 2017
    This sounds like a line right out of Violent Night. Y'all should watch it. 10/10 for the Die Hard vibes with a twist.
     
  25. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands

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