War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by guignol, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. raza_rebel

    raza_rebel Member+

    Dec 11, 2000
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    Univ de Chile
  2. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    The VVitchfinder General of the Colony of Maſſachuſetts Bay in Nevv-England preaches againſt the heathenry of the Pagan Carniual knovvne as Chriſtmas.

     
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  3. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

    Apr 9, 2009
    Samma Weltmeister!
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    There’s no war. My kids are adults. All the T-giving and Christmas Yule tide was for them. We went to midnight mass either way.

    Whatever you want to do for this holidays is of little concern to me. I enjoy the home decorations. I just don’t feel compelled to do so myself anymore. There is no war on any holiday.
     
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  4. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
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    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So you're saying you're a cheese eating surrender monkey?
     
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  5. Boandlkramer

    Boandlkramer Member+

    Apr 9, 2009
    Samma Weltmeister!
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Yes? [emoji23]
     
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  6. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    from Jimmy Kimmel.
    Maria Bartiromo is auditioning for the role of the fat Orange guys next wife.

    “Make no mistake about it, Melania Trump is not enthused about being in charge of Christmas at the White House,” Kimmel said. “In the war on Christmas, she is General Lee. But there’s an old Trump family saying that goes, ‘Nothing we say is true, so we might as well make some money off of it.’”

    With that, he presented the infomercial for Melania’s new Christmas album, featuring such hits as “Fuck the Halls” and “I Saw Daddy Humping Stormy Claus.”
     
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  7. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Puritan Massachusetts 1655 wasn’t fond of Xmas either. Christmas is a Satanical Practice.

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  8. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
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    Millonarios Bogota
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    Colombia
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  9. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Hence Festivus....no one gets offended till after dinner. :)
     
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  10. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
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    United States
    I've got a lot of problems with you people and you're going to hear about them!
     
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  11. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Stay strong....feats of strength to follow! :ninja:
     
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  12. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
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    Turks and Caicos Islands
  13. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
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  14. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
  15. NORML

    NORML Member+

    Aug 9, 2002
    Lake Wobegon, MN
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    Nat'l Team:
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  16. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FLOTUS has all the design taste of Otho & Delia
     
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  17. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The time was absolutely ripe for that reference.
    Well played, sir.
     
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  18. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Now war is declared
    And battle come down

     
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  19. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Cannibal sandwich scare: Wisconsin officials urge families to pass on holiday tradition of eating raw meat
    Kelly Tyko
    USA TODAY

    Brother lived in Milwaukee back in the 60's. I remember him telling me about the sports official's end of year banquet at a local brewery. The brew was on the house...but the raw meatballs w/onion were brought in. After many brews were consumed the meatballs started flying! :whistling:
     
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  20. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    I remember seeing a "Happy Hour" at my local bar in Madison which consisted of ground beef, garnished with styrofoam and cellophane. They called it steak tartar.

    And people ate it.
     
  21. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Good steak tartare (Hackepeter) is delicious.
    Bad steak tartar is disgusting, possibly deadly.
     
  22. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Hoo among us, when preparing to grill burgers using fresh ground sirloin, doesn't pinch off a bit and sprinkle a bit of salt & pepper? :coffee:
     
  23. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Pops did that all the time. And once you were done frying bacon he'd be all "let me try one of those"
     
  24. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Wow. That may have been the very worst cover I have ever heard. And I do not hate Bon Jovi at all. I have no idea what accent he was trying to pull off, but this song is a true duet and he's singing to hisself. On the Bon Jovi youtube channel they turned comments off. For good reason I would guess...
     
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  25. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
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    Millonarios Bogota
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