War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

Does it come in a sofa size?

 

Farm fresh!

 

I thought you were making a political statement of some sort before I read the caption.

 

Ha....I've learned that any posts about anything political is just an invitation for ridicule!

Except HAIL GRIMES!!!

 

I need to get this right, is it:
Merry Impeachment.
Happy Impeachment or simply
Treasons Greetings?

 

Post 1022, but I like that a third option was added...

 

Ah! Now i see, nice one. Some images won't show on my old i5 unless I Quote them.

 

This confuses me.
I always assumed our future robot overlords would be fighting for the side against Xmas, but here, from Germany's version of NASA, they seem to be being put to use on the pro-Xmas side of the war. Perhaps to engender true feelings against it, you must see it from the inside first

Season’s Greetings and Best Wishes for 2020 from our colleagues in #Robotics. pic.twitter.com/jxiZ9p0TtK

— DLR - English (@DLR_en) December 19, 2019

 

I have a dwarf pear tree out back that I've rigged along w/a seed cake to snare my Xmas Day treat. As I have some experience in this it will be stuffed Partridge for dinner.

I'm positive it works with tuna sandwiches so why not!

 

I'ts time for what should be an annual posting: Special Forces training to defend Christmas.



Some language may not be SFW

 

A few years ago, Santacon and a massive Black Lives Matter rally were happening simultaneously in the same neighborhood. It was like the Russians had planned it.

 

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Features:

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Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Rounds bouncing off your 'pack
Though these have happened many times many ways
Merry Christmas, you survived an attack

 

This means Ivan shop at Walmart again.
Does it come with a concealed carry holster for my Glock 17?

 

I dunno but you can check with @Moishe as he is the go to when shopping for bands and straps.

 

It’s Golden what Rudy retrieved:

1210093142277574656 is not a valid tweet id

 

He meant to say "Merry Grope Hog Day":

.@EricTrump: "We’re saying 'Merry Christmas' again." #IowaCaucuses #IACaucus pic.twitter.com/M8qtmhDuqG

— The Hill (@thehill) February 3, 2020

 

Cripes....is it that time again already?

 

Since we're expanding ....

Does rebutting one's unsolicited advances indicate a War on Valentine's Day?

Is the fact that whoever bought NECO is putting those chalky heart candies out WITH NO MESSAGES ON THEM constitute a War Crime? (I assume Yes)

 

Necco wafers are a crime against humanity

 

At least the messages could serve as warnings.

 

In your case yes.

 

Oh, I am quite certain that I would receive a "CRAZY 4U" heart from you on Valentine's Day.

And, yes, I would take it as a warning.

 

Heh heh heh!