I am in the middle of a little project as we speak, and i could really use some help. I'd greatly appreciate if someone could provide me with a scouting report of all of the players expected to make the final Burn roster. Please include player stengths and weaknesses for each individual, as well as what attributes the player is just average at. This shouldn't take too long. A few lines, maybe a short paragraph per player is all i ask. Thanks
You ask a lot. You also must be new here. Try this: http://www.3rddegree.net/season/dance.htm and give credit where credit is due.
The only thing you need to know is that the Fire and DC United are teams of goons, and Dallas is not.
Since Bradley is now coach of Metro and two of his players (or at least former players) have broken an opponents leg I think Metro may soon step up to biggest thug team in the league. Chicagoon may step down a few notches with their new coach.
It's getting harder and harder to despise Chicago. Well, I suppose the MetroHacks will always 'be there' for us.
The potential is always there, of course, but the current Metro lineup is not built for thuggery. Despite the presence of Craig Zadie and R. Williams, they've got too many expenisve players to make that a team strategy. The re-rebuilt DC United, on the other hand, could potentially field: Marco Etchevery-(needs just 6 yellow cards to pass Mckeon for MLS' all time lead!) Mike Petke-no explanation required. Dema Kovalenko-ditto. Milton Reyes-actually talented. Chooses to be a thug. Ben Olsen.-more hack than thug, but still. Hristo Stoichkov Roster also includes: Alecko Esandarian-rumored to be quite the hothead. Ivan Galinov-recommended by Hristo, described as "hairy chested Bulgarian", I'm just assumming here. And to think, they had to cut Ivan "the terrible" McKinley.