Vieri, Totti and Gattuso..... (a joke)

Discussion in 'Italy' started by Dante, Jun 14, 2003.

  1. Dante

    Dante Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 19, 1998
    Upstate NY
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Gattuso, Vieri and Totti find themselves in front of a magic mirror.

    The mirror warns them: "Those who lie in front of me will disappear".

    Gattuso speaks first: "I think I'm the most handsome dude." And poof, he disappears.

    Vieri speaks next: "I think I'm the most intelligent." And poof, he disappears as well.

    Totti goes last: "I think..." And poof, he disappears.
     
  2. Jawz10

    Jawz10 Moderator

    Feb 27, 1999
    Indianapolis
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Hahaha. It's funny how the media make Totti out to be a complete imbecile.
     
  3. Mario

    Mario New Member

    Mar 11, 2000
    San Salvador, El Sal
    looooooollllllllllllll :p
     
  4. ZiZu5

    ZiZu5 New Member

    Jul 9, 2003
    Toronto Ontario
    heheeh hoho hahaha
     
  5. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
  6. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    hahaha, (in homer simpson voice) "Its funny because its true!"
     
  7. romagol10

    romagol10 Member

    Jul 23, 2003
    CO
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know the post is a joke and I found it amusing but...

    I think it's disgusting how Totti is portrayed by some of the Italian media. He is no stupider than any other european player who has been with a first division team scince they were a teenager. They just rip him because of how he speaks, if you read some of his quotes in international media sources you'll find that some of them are actually intelligent (or atleast accurate) responses.
     
  8. Spartak

    Spartak Member

    Nov 6, 1999
    Philly
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Like this one :D

    “But I am happy that Berlusconi mentioned me. He could be my President in the future. After all, I nearly joined the Rossoneri when I was fourteen years old.”
     
  9. MathuzaLem

    MathuzaLem New Member

    May 30, 2003
    SP, Brazil
    hahahahaahahahha!

    give us some quotes from him!
     
  10. Dituz

    Dituz New Member

    Aug 6, 2003
    Italy
    Hi, i'm an italian user and I would like to let you know that Totti collected a lot of jokes about him in a book, that you can find in all italian book-shops. The money that he will gain he will donate to UNICEF... do you consider him so idiot as before?


    p.s. I'm sorry for my english ^^''
     
  11. Mario

    Mario New Member

    Mar 11, 2000
    San Salvador, El Sal
    Benvenuto to the boards dituz, no prob with your english you can type in italian too, Sue and Dante are very fluent and I understand quite a bit :D
     
  12. SueB

    SueB New Member

    Mar 23, 1999
    Waterbury, VT
    I am?! Tell that to my mother-in-law. She'd have a laugh. If I could only get her to talk about calcio, we could probably have a good discussion. :D
     
  13. Mario

    Mario New Member

    Mar 11, 2000
    San Salvador, El Sal
    lemme guess, she's a rossoneri? :p
     
  14. SueB

    SueB New Member

    Mar 23, 1999
    Waterbury, VT
    Ha! I wish! :) Nope, she couldn't care less about the game, I'm afraid, and still wonders what her son sees in un'americana.
     
  15. Mario

    Mario New Member

    Mar 11, 2000
    San Salvador, El Sal
  16. mr magoo

    mr magoo New Member

    Jul 19, 2002
    South Shields
    Totti is a wanker
     
  17. zhqnzhibin

    zhqnzhibin New Member

    Aug 10, 2003
    i don't think vieri is stupit. in fact he can be said to intelligent from his action on the field
     
  18. Mario

    Mario New Member

    Mar 11, 2000
    San Salvador, El Sal
    errmm the joke's about Totti.
     
  19. #1goalie

    #1goalie New Member

    Mar 11, 2003
    Washington, USA
    Ive lived in italy for 5 years now and have found that the media likes to find fault with everyone...totti just happens to not have as much schooling as some of the others. They made fun of Colina because of his disease. It really doesnt effect the players that much...i mean they kinda expect to be in the spot light and sometimes its not always the great things they do.
     
  20. j.i.neutron

    j.i.neutron New Member

    May 1, 2003
    O.C. Calif.
    Club:
    Manchester City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hi Dituz

    Your English is fine. No apology necessary. By the way, how will Sampdoria do this year, in your opinion?
     
  21. j.i.neutron

    j.i.neutron New Member

    May 1, 2003
    O.C. Calif.
    Club:
    Manchester City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mr. Magoo is a wanker. Totti is just a whinner.
     
  22. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    Charlotte, NC
    Both of these statements are true. Magoo isnt on my ignore list for nothing

    Although Totti may be a good guy off the field, and he seems to have a good sense of humor about the media's treatment of him...he is a numbskull. He speaks worse Italian than I do, and his knowledge of things is..well...not much...

    Here in Italy there is a TV show called "the hyenas" (thats the translation) with Alessia Marcuzzi and 2 other comedians...anyways..every week on the show they have a section called "in the mirror" where they take two random celebrities, put them in different rooms and ask them identical questions...

    One particular week they had Totti and Ilaria Blasi (his hot as hell girlfriend) on and asked them both simple stuff like Which city is the largest is Lombardia...or what country is Toronto in etc...Totti got like 5 correct out of 50...

    he is a dumbass...nice player when he's not crying or diving, but still a dumbass

    You too eh? I have the same problem :D
     
  23. bestianera

    bestianera New Member

    May 21, 2001
    Valvasone
  24. kotzunder

    kotzunder New Member

    Aug 21, 2003
  25. Parmigiano

    Parmigiano Member

    Jun 20, 2003
    bestianera, that CEPU ad is hilarious! 'ci ho andato' -- doesn't get any better!
     

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