January 20, 2018

To Kathy and Carlos…

Why are you so opposed to having a soccer person serve as President of US Soccer?

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Eric Wynalda
The only man who can save us from ruin and doom
Like soccer in June
Kyle Martino
He’s got a plan to bring non-US fans to their knees
“Papers, please”

All the soccer people
Where do they all come from?
All the soccer people
Why do they all hate SUM?

Sunil Gulati
Would still be in charge but his coaches had heads up their ass
See you in class
Listen to Solo
Asking the questions the insiders don’t understand
“Can we borrow this van?”

All the soccer people
Where do they all come from?
All the soccer people
How can they be so dumb?

Carlos Cordeiro
He gets by with a little help from his…oh, what’s that word that means when people like you?

And if you go looking for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is Kathy, you’re doing great

Hey, Don
Don’t make it bad
You know the Crew don’t
Belong in Austin
So be sure that you remember to tell
Precourt to sell to
Someone better

Why couldn't we do it on the road?
Why couldn't we do it on the road?
Everyone was watching us
Why couldn't we do it on the road?

Stay home
We lost our invitation
Stay home for the Mystery Tour
Stay home
Cancel the reservation
Stay home 'cause we're missing the Tour

Christ, you know it was easy
Just had to tie T&T
And now Gonzalez
Is gonna play for El Tri

Yesterday
All we needed was one point away
Now we're screaming about pay-for-play
Oh, I believe
It’s time to say

Na, na na, na na na na
Na na na na
We’re screwed