USA win World Cup!

Discussion in 'USA Men' started by brad_james, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. brad_james

    brad_james New Member

    Jan 8, 2004
    Picture the scenario. The year is 2124, and the mighty USA lift the World Cup for the first time in their history. A fantastic achievement for the nation. By beating The Vatican City in the final at a penalty shoot-out the USA has finally gotten the top "soccer" prize. Unfortunately though, the rest of the world's decent "soccer" teams are playing in a new competition which includes the finest talent from other planets in the galaxy since extra-terrestrial life was discovered. Go USA, world champions!
     
  2. RobtheAggie

    RobtheAggie Member+

    Sep 10, 2001
    Middle Georgia
    Club:
    Rochester Rhinos
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does Vatican City get to draw from all the clergy around the world? In not, they would have a really old team. If the US could only beat them in PK, we would be doing something wrong.
     
  3. Parkhead_Faithful

    Parkhead_Faithful New Member

    Dec 19, 2001
    Glasgow,Scotland
    Getting to penalties against the vatican would be an achievment in itself, priests can play football, and the big fella would be their 12th man!
     
  4. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York


    I've crapped out funnier shit.
     
  5. red&black1

    red&black1 New Member

    Mar 8, 2003
    Kearny NJ
    Re: Re: USA win World Cup!

    lol... i sneeze out funnier $hit on a regular basis.
     
  6. Davids26

    Davids26 Member

    May 31, 2000
    Jesus January 18th couldn't come soon enough. Its been too long without a nats game...
     
  7. Jeffrey S

    Jeffrey S New Member

    Jul 2, 2002
    Barcelona
    Vatican City has a population of one. The Pope is the only resident. And he happened to play the game in his youth.

    Even with a younger Pope they'd be a bit like Monty Python's Long John Silvers.
     
  8. SccrDon

    SccrDon Member+

    Dec 4, 2001
    Colorado Springs
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Arrrrrr!
     
  9. SccrDon

    SccrDon Member+

    Dec 4, 2001
    Colorado Springs
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Tougher than you might think

    I would expect that, like some other nations, the Vatican to have some fairly "open" rules about who could be on their national team - like anybody who is Catholic, or has a relative that is Catholic. That would be a stronger team than a bunch of cardinals.
     
  10. eurojack

    eurojack Member

    Jun 29, 2001
    What a ruse!

    Here I was expecting to find out the details of how the US Mens National team had finally won the world's greatest sporting event (World Cup 2004, played in January), only to be tricked into some sort of elaborate and well planned message board hoax!

    Completely Irresponsible. I use this site as a soccer news and discussion tool, not as some sort of silly game. Play your fancy tricks elsewhere!
     
  11. whip

    whip Member

    Aug 5, 2000
    HOUSTON TEXAS
    Picture the scenario ... Korea 2002.... USA/Germany. USA have Germany playing bunker ball....and the hand of God save the Germans from defeat and I do not mean the hand of the player stoping the ball on the goal line, I mean the hand of God blinding the referee on a such clear foul play .....
     
  12. Justin Mapp

    Justin Mapp New Member

    Dec 22, 2003
    'sota
    brad_james...

    You're as funny as Carrot Top and twice as annoying.

    (No offense to any Carrot Top fans. ;) )
     
  13. Anteater10

    Anteater10 New Member

    Dec 31, 2003
    CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What exactly are you saying about Eddie P. ?
     

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