USA soccerclub names

Discussion in 'Soccer in the USA' started by TheHun, May 16, 2007.

  1. TheHun

    TheHun Member

    May 5, 2005
    Just for fun ... (for those of you wanting to take this too seriously-move on)

    If I could have my way, I would like the MLS table to read like this:


    Chivas U.
    Chicago Fire
    DC United
    Dynamo Houston
    AC Columbus
    FC Dallas
    Galaxia L.A.
    Kansas City
    New England Town FC
    New York Cosmos
    Real Salt Lake
    Red Bull New York
    Seattle Sounders
    Sporting Colorado
    Toronto FC


    No more Wiz, Bang or Clash names. The few changes - Dynamo Houston would be better as the traditional Dynamo - as in Dynamo Kiev and Dynamo Dresden.
    Kansas City had the luxury of already having a traditional name - Manchester City, Bristol City, Leicester City. They didn't need a fairy tale name to add.

    British influence has been the tradition even in Latin America with Wanderers, Liverpool, Corinthians all steming from England. But a Latin influence cannot be ignored for America.

    AC Columbus already has a great name of an explorer - like Vasco da Gama - so let it stand.

    Sporting Colorado is sponsored at Dicks Sporting Goods - so why not use a tie-in ? Maybe Rapid Colorado - like Rapid Vienna ?

    Why shouldn't NY has 2 clubs - or 3 - NY has 2 baseball, basketball and NFL teams each in the area. Besides, its bigger than London and they have over 10 ! The war between the new Red Bulls and the new Cosmos would make summer in NYC hotter than blazes.

    I just cannot find anything wrong with the name Chicago Fire ... its sounds old.

    For more fun, here are some proposed traditional names for America soccer clubs maybe for the USL:

    Pumas - why not have the shoe company as a sponsor ?
    Ft. Lauderdale Strikers - why not ? Stuttgart Kickers, Bristol Rovers, Blackburn Rovers, Richmond Kickers.
    Crystal Palace Baltimore - yup, it already exists. I like it.
    Juventus New Jersey - are there any Italians in the Garden State ?
    Ajax Orlando - it was a good name, too bad it had bad management.
    FC Beckenbauer - has there ever been a major club named after a famous player ? A nice Adidas sponsorship ?
    Tampa Bay 1975 - the start of a great thing that ended poorly.
    FC Magellon - already have Columbus and Vasco, why not have an explorers tounament ? - Hudson Bay SC anyone?
    Rangers - any city could love this ? We have a baseball team in Texas ? Abbotsford (Canada) used this name.
    Celtic - what Rangers without Celtic ? We have a basketball team in Boston ?

    Here are a few tweeks for existing USL:

    Atlanta Calcio - it fits a low scoring club, doesn't it ? Still faster than a Silverback
    Inter Ohio - can they sign a few stars ? may take some time to sink in with Drew Carey as the no.1 fan. of Cleveland club.
    Des Moines Olympique - DMO por les ESPN viewers
    Atletico El Paso - I hate to change the long standing Patriots name - but its Texas.
    Ft. Wayne Arsenal - which would you rather have in your fort - a Fever or an Arsenal ?
    Laval Lionnaise - The Laval Lions for you Brit viewers. Laval is in Quebec I believe.

    I like to see these remain if only to keep some traditional American (Canadian) soccer names:

    Portland Timbers
    Seattle Sounders
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Vancouver Whitecaps

    If you have your own ideas ... send them on.

    cheers
     
  2. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    I like New England Town. When can they play Scotland Yard?
     
  3. keem-o-sabi

    keem-o-sabi Member

    Sep 7, 2005
    Toronto
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're Queen City FC here in Buffalo (Buffalo's nickname is the Queen City..yes I know that there are like 15 other cities with the Queen City moniker too)
     
  4. denver_mugwamp

    denver_mugwamp New Member

    Feb 9, 2003
    Denver, Colorado
    Wow, we haven't had a MLS name thread for quite a while. (At least a week or two :rolleyes: ) Can we find some way to work single table and pro-rel into this?
     
  5. ThreeApples

    ThreeApples Member+

    Jul 28, 1999
    Smurf Village
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FC Beckenbauer? Ha ha ha ha.

    New England is indeed a fine town.
     
  6. Metros Striker10

    Metros Striker10 New Member

    Jul 7, 2001
    Planet Earth
    I like the American names better.
     
  7. CFC&TFCfan

    CFC&TFCfan New Member

    May 12, 2007
    If Detroit ever gets a team, either FC Detroit, Detroit United, or Detroit City.
     
  8. hasselbrad

    hasselbrad Member

    Jul 25, 2006
    Sugar Hill, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Detroit Rock City.
     
  9. ECUNCHATER

    ECUNCHATER Member

    Sep 30, 1999
    I agree! Why does everyone think we have to speak backwards like they do is Spanish, or use the names of European teams. Club soccer in the USA needs to develope its own image.
     
  10. nutbar

    nutbar New Member

    Apr 22, 2001
    Canada
    How about Montreal Olympique? I think that was a NASL name from the early NASL days.
     
  11. TheHun

    TheHun Member

    May 5, 2005
    I would never suggest that every American club adopt a traditional team name. If you notice my list it included NY Cosmos and Seattle Sounders.

    however, if "develope our own image" means that we choose the hoobee doobees and wizbangers for club names, you can leave me off the supportes list.

    Regardless, I do appreciate your imput. Remember, this thread is for entertainment.

    cheers
     
  12. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    AC DC would be much better.
     
  13. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    We should name soccer teams like indie rock bands.
     
  14. Alex_K

    Alex_K Member+

    Mar 23, 2002
    Braunschweig, Germany
    Club:
    Eintracht Braunschweig
    Nat'l Team:
    Bhutan
    Some people have really weird definitions of the word "traditional".


    P.S.: FC BECKENBAUER????????????
     
  15. Anthony W

    Anthony W New Member

    May 8, 2004
    American soccer fans are like that one pathetic person that will do or say anything if he or she thinks it will make them cool, and everyone hates them :)
     
  16. Anthony W

    Anthony W New Member

    May 8, 2004
    Of course we can!! Pro-rel will never work in the USA because of the money at stake. The owners will have no problem dragging MLS into court on some trumped up lawsuit. This is the USA after all...
     
  17. Chizzy

    Chizzy Member+

    She/Her
    United States
    Aug 7, 2003
    Upper Left, USA
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    American soccer clubs shouldn't copy names from other countries, imo. Just be original
     
  18. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    When I was in Baton Rouge there was a good hardcore band called The Shitdogs. Too bad that's already been taken, as it would be apt for the Fire based on their last three matches. (When KLSU played them, or when they advertised in papers, they used the German word "Scheisshunds," which would appeal to our Teutonic brethran).

    In all, this is a great idea. Just so we don't get into an Emo-sounding trend. "Panic! at the Midfield," "Goalmouth Confessional," "Penalty Kick for Cutie," etc.
     
  19. City Dave

    City Dave Member

    Jan 26, 2007
    Cleveland, OH
    Club:
    Cleveland C. S.
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    TheHun,
    You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding.
     
  20. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounders is a crappy name. Let's make it something more traditional, like Seattle S-Pulse. That'll tie in perfectly with the local pro sports scene anyway, they're already crazy about Ichiro.

    Oh, and the league can't be complete without Go Ahead Eagles, and Eleven Men In Flight!
     
  21. DavidP

    DavidP Member

    Mar 21, 1999
    Powder Springs, GA
    You forgot Joe Public ;).

    Sounders has a 30+ year tradition in Seattle (just like the Quakes in SJ). The team owners would be hung by their nose hair if they suggested anything else.

    I think a team name should have a connection with the city the team represents (like the Hartford Mighty Insurance Salesmen, the Charlotte Fighting Bankers or the Atlanta Traffic Jammers :D ), and in that case Sounders, Earthquakes, Rapids, etc. all fit the bill. Most European style names don't (besides the obvious point that our teams are all franchises, not clubs, per se), unless ConEd sponsored Houston (Dynamo), or BNSF, UP, NS, or CSX maybe had a team (Locomotive (Lokomotiv) Somewhere).
     
  22. TheHun

    TheHun Member

    May 5, 2005
    It would be nice to see clubs have big corporate sponsors like in the old American Soccer League - i.e. - Bethlehem Steel, J&P Coats, ... I was really trying to find a midground ...which will hardly happen in these forums.

    I do take exception for the individual who asked "why we have to have things backwards" like Spanish or European. Well if my history is correct, those peoples were writing and saying their names BEFORE the USA was in existance, so wouldn't that make everything after that backwards ?

    It was also ironic that a Liverpool supporter wanted Americans to be original in naming their clubs. I suppose you take exception to the Uruguay club that named itself Liverpool ?

    Should we have come up with a different name for the sport because "soccer" was already being used ? How about "headbangers" ? That would fit the punk rock theme ...

    I'm glad we can have so much fun ...

    and if Beckenbauer FC isn't original, than neither was Franz.

    cheers all
     
  23. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The South African league has a club called JomoCosmos, after former Cosmo (and founding coach -- and one-time South African national team coach) Jomo Sono

    http://www.jomocosmos.co.za/
     
  24. Pigs

    Pigs Member

    Everton FC
    England
    Mar 31, 2001
    Everywhere and nowhere
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    The best MSL club names are the ones that actually sound American like Chicago Fire, LA Galaxy, Columbus Crew or Colorado Rapids. Or the simple ones like Real Salt Lake, FC Dallas, Toronto FC. Infact thinking about it, they all sound alright apart from Club Deportivo Chivas USA.
     
  25. m vann

    m vann Moderator
    Staff Member

    Colorado Rapids, Celtic FC, & Louisville City
    Sep 10, 2002
    Denver, CO
    Club:
    Celtic FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Too bad Bayern Munich have unofficially adopted the nickname of FC Hollywood, that would be perfect for the LA Galaxy with Beckham arriving (even if they are nowhere near Hollywood).
     

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