I think we need some soccer haiku. Remember the rules - three lines, with sylables in each as follows: 5-7-5, 3-5-3 or 4-6-4. The 5-7-5 combo is most common, but rules are no longer so hard and fast. Some say English works better with fewer sylables. So, to begin: The World Cup took place US had won one more time Mexico was sad
The child has a need Mom must give her a ride home Thirty minutes gone The VCR worked US is on the board first The night is pleasant
Chile con carne- 2-0, total carnage Ay, yi, yai, Cariay! Ok, bad. Let me try another. The screams of the crowd - Opponents fight valiently The U.S. is home? Or . . . Mexico misery Moaning masses meander Melancholy, home.
The wounded bird falls, It spirals so gracefully. The eagle has struck. Like waves to the shore, The Yank attack is coming. Two to nil again. This is our house now. You'd best come stronger than that. We'll punk your weak a$$.
Reyna Wolff McBride Lewis cross to Donovan Awesome memories Dead last in France No one gave us a chance Who's laughing now?
Last night I meditated upon the moon pond and today the haiku welled from my soul. Bitch whine foul bitch whine Foul dive bitch foul foul dive bitch ...Foul foul whiney bitches.
Dogs urinate where they so choose And so do I Red and Blue lights flash Ooops sorry I thought this was Mullet Haiku's....
do the bunnyhop come on blanco you moron the bunnyhop? ha! god bless young adu he will crush the mexicans much in the future