Unofficial Crew End-of-2003 Season Drinking Game

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  1. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    turkey bacon with swiss
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Unofficial Crew End-of-2003 Season Drinking Game
    Have a drink every time:
    • The defense is forced to play a ball back to Busch who then sends a 50/50 ball up field in McBride's direction
    • Hejduk comes to a complete stop
    • Williams is cautioned
    • Clark shows his age by resorting to a reckless slide tackle
    • Denton misses a pass
    • McCarty or Oughton mauls someone
    • Maissoneuve shows his age by resorting to clutch and grab a'la Metros
    • West runs really, really, really fast then loses the ball trying to dribble around any other player
    • Martino is hacked to the ground five times (count reset by a caution for persistent infringement)
    • Garcia is on the field for ten minutes without anybody really noticing
    • McBride is clubbed in the head or cleated on his ankles five times (count reset by a caution for persistent infringement)
    • Buddle is solo/gang-raped in the penalty area without a call
    • Cunngingham takes on three or more players, gets clobbered then wonders why he didn't get a call
    • The offense tries to pass within 10 feet of the goal instead of shooting
    • The Crew are scored upon in the last 10 minutes of the match (includes overtime)
    • The Crew give up a goal on a set piece
    • Andrulis gives some lame post-game comment regarding the complete failure of the team to achieve, well, anything
    • Smith gives him thumbs up to the shambles the team is in
    Discuss and amend as needed.
     
  2. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Beacon, NY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Looks like I have to restock the fridge before Sunday.
     
  3. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Need to add

    players faces look dejected
     
  4. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    Add Kryptonite's criteria to Grouchy's criteria and one will be ripped before the telecast starts.
     
  5. suspenders1964

    Mar 4, 2000
    See you all at the hospital.
     
  6. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Don't worry Kryptonite... I'm sure Grouchy will let you substitute bong hits for beers..
     
  7. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    turkey bacon with swiss
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bong hits
    Needle inserts
    Lines snorted
    Glue inhaled
    Frogs licked

    Pick your poison...

    The goal is to same - reduce your brain to a gelatinous ooze so there is no possible way in hell you'll remember this season without a bright light and a hot nurse holding a set of flash cards...
     
  8. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    restock the fridge?

    i am going to have to run a direct line from the budweiser plant down the street...
     
  9. Treetaliano

    Treetaliano Member

    Jun 29, 2002
    San Diego
    Man...you guys are gonna be F!*%#$D up.

    I need to devise something along these lines for the G's...don't worry...we'll be joining you guys on the sidelines of "the consesus pick to be in MLS Cup 2003"

    at least you guys have won a damn road match...
     
  10. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Try morgue.
     

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