United States vs Guyana; 06/18; 9:30pm ET

pulisic brought the sauce

 

Pulisic with the elastico.

 

guyanalook better than Trinidad

 

Looks like our so-called coach told them to press from the start.

 

you suck bradley stop losing posession

 

Looks like the attack is going to come up the wings from us.

 

Guyana has everybody packed and MB tries a 30 yard through ball, bruh.

 

Pulisic just always seems to take one too many dribbles.

 

This ref is Chatty McChatterson. I don't mind. Keep Pulisic out of the hospital plz.

 

This game is disgustingly even.

 

Because he fears that whoever he passes to will lose the ball somehow.

 

Giving up free kicks and corners in the first 10 minutes....nice

 

Hope Berhalter doesnt get confused and starts coaching Guyana thinking theyre the Crew

 

Guyana are not a short team. Giving up corners not a great idea.

 

gb overthinking the tactis

 

'Member when St. Vincent scored on us first?

 

This is so hard to watch - why our clowns are so nervous, and our pretend coach is too? Oh, man...

 

Line-up for your Golden Jaguars:
(per ESPNFC/Wikipedia)

1Akel Clarke--Walking Boys Company (Suriname)
13Liam Gordon--Dagenham & Redbridge (England)
15Terence Vancouten--Stevenage (England)
20Matthew Briggs--Maldon & Triptree (England)
5Jordan Dover-- Pittsburgh Riverhounds (USA)
16Neil Danns-- Bury (England)
7Keanu Marsh-Brown-- Newport County (Wales)
4Elliott Bonds-- Dagenham & Redbridge (England)
10Emery Welshman-- Forge FC (Canada)
21Brandon Beresford-- ???
11Callum Harriott-- Reading (England)

Don't know anything about these lads. They have a Reading player, but don't know how he figures for them. Also, they have a guy named Keanu... whoa.

 

Does Stu realize the camera is like on noob FIFA settings and we can see all of about 20 yards of the pitch? Great job Fox.

 

The all MLS defense. What does one expect?

 

You can just tell how scared these CBs are to be pressed. They turn and chase the ball instead of taking a touch and seeing the dust settle then making a passing.

 

US trying to play wide which is smart but FFS there's no huge rush if we can't control the tempo a bit against Guyana at home then just scrap the program.