damn, i thought the league rosters were in rough parity but clearly i was wrong. talk about a collection of misfits--damn a bunch of hasbeens, neverweres and neverwillbes. barclay will be pumpin gas in year. buddle remains an ever undeveloped "project", cunningham is legend in no one's mind, denton sucks, elliot is through, fraser is only a year younger than me--he should park his beer gut at a tailgate, heydude is heydude, you know how i feel about lagos, mais i used to like but he's worn out, marshall might have been but exposure to andrulis will kill that, oughton makes me yawn, paule is an **************, i assume the birthdate for ritch is misprint or freddy ain't the youngest, scott, sutton, traejer are the answer to some never-will-be-asked future triva question, wingert is a college boy and testo should have stayed in the a league. christ, with this crew that point last week was a miracle... # Player Pos Birthdate MLS Status MLS Exp 18 Akwari, Nelson D 02-04-1982 P-40 2 15 Barclay, Devin F 04-09-1983 P-40 3 31 Baumstark, Clint G 01-09-1983 1 12 Buddle, Edson F 05-21-1981 3 1 Busch, Jon GK 08-18-1976 2 11 Cunningham, Jeff F 08-21-1976 6 6 Denton, Eric M-D 02-08-1978 4 7 Elliott, Simon M 06-10-1974 S-I 5 4 Fraser, Robin D 12-17-1966 8 2 Hejduk, Frankie D 08-05-1974 4 22 Lagos, Manuel M 06-11-1971 8 10 Maisonneuve, Brian M 06-28-1973 7 14 Marshall, Chad D 08-22-1984 P-40 0 21 Martino, Kyle M 02-19-1981 2 8 Oughton, Duncan M-F 06-14-1977 3 16 Paule, Ross M 04-04-1976 7 25 Ritch, Michael F 04-26-1991 DEV 1 9 Scott, Erick F 05-21-1981 T-I 0 27 Sutton, Jamal F 03-22-1982 DEV 0 23 Testo, David F 08-07-1981 0 17 Traeger, Jake D 04-16-1980 DEV 1 19 Wingert, Chris D 06-16-1982
Back when Kyle had bigger hair (and looked like a teen girl) he might have been able to get backstage at the Lenny Kravitz and Aerosmith concerts! (Hmm, Joe Perry. Gravity sure hasn't taken it's toll on that bod!) K
Ha ha ha...Crew fans calling us "scum"? I think we United fans have to actually give a rat's ass about you in order for the "scum" tag to be justified. Our rivalry card is already filled; just ask New Jersey. Keep praying Cleveland gets a club so you can have your own sh!te rivalry with a league-made cup. That being said, I still hate you. Just not as much as if you were a MetroTard.
I have to admit, I find myself generally liking most Crew supporters. (For the most part...) --They have just the right number of chromosomes, they have that nice spiffy stadium with the tin bleacher seats, and their uniforms are actually cool (when they wear black...) It's just a shame they have to come all the way from Ohio...
For me, it's more of a businesslike, 90-minutes-at-a-time hatred. Outside of a match, I could give a crap. I only hate the MetroScum, Galaxhite, and F*re full-time.
Don't get wrong... I hate them too. We just rarely lose to them. That helps (knocking on wood....) (Knocking on better wood, just to be sure...)
About the Yorn jokes - they were good in the beginning. At least I was going for his most recent album
Coach Andrulis recognizing his own lack of tactical skill has brought in an assistant named "Sparky" Bugaloo to help put the Crew on the path to victory. "I have no idea if this will work or not but the little fella sure is cute and we liked the way he resembles some sort of pansy bee," said Andrulis. "Since I don't know tactics from Tic-Tacs his help can't hurt."
See 'bye 'bye Andrulis song at www.barra-brava.com/songs/songs_CLB.asp and while there, check out the Songs & Chants link in the left navigation bar. GM
yeah i hope they don't can andrulis just let. it is fun to watch his face become a mask of confusion and pain as he club self-destructs on the pitch...
I'm more bothered by the fact that this arsehole has respect for me. Looper, do me a favor and fizuck off for respecting me. I don't want your damned respect, I want your fear and hatred, that is all. Until then you are nothing to me... Friggin' Ohioans.
it has been rehashed over and over and over. Ohio is truly the land of bland, the people suck, the crew suck, and so on. Any word on if Petke is starting this one? If he does, he will strike down with great vengance and FURIOUS ANGERR those (ohioinas) that attempt to cross midfield. there was a pulp ficiton joke in there that just ran outta gas, sorry