(un)Official DC United vs. The Columbus Crew Banter Thread

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by McOwen, May 4, 2004.

  1. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    damn, i thought the league rosters were in rough parity but clearly i was wrong. talk about a collection of misfits--damn a bunch of hasbeens, neverweres and neverwillbes.

    barclay will be pumpin gas in year. buddle remains an ever undeveloped "project", cunningham is legend in no one's mind, denton sucks, elliot is through, fraser is only a year younger than me--he should park his beer gut at a tailgate, heydude is heydude, you know how i feel about lagos, mais i used to like but he's worn out, marshall might have been but exposure to andrulis will kill that, oughton makes me yawn, paule is an **************, i assume the birthdate for ritch is misprint or freddy ain't the youngest, scott, sutton, traejer are the answer to some never-will-be-asked future triva question, wingert is a college boy and testo should have stayed in the a league.

    christ, with this crew that point last week was a miracle...


    # Player Pos Birthdate MLS Status MLS Exp
    18 Akwari, Nelson D 02-04-1982 P-40 2
    15 Barclay, Devin F 04-09-1983 P-40 3

    31 Baumstark, Clint G 01-09-1983 1
    12 Buddle, Edson F 05-21-1981 3
    1 Busch, Jon GK 08-18-1976 2
    11 Cunningham, Jeff F 08-21-1976 6
    6 Denton, Eric M-D 02-08-1978 4
    7 Elliott, Simon M 06-10-1974 S-I 5
    4 Fraser, Robin D 12-17-1966 8
    2 Hejduk, Frankie D 08-05-1974 4
    22 Lagos, Manuel M 06-11-1971 8
    10 Maisonneuve, Brian M 06-28-1973 7
    14 Marshall, Chad D 08-22-1984 P-40 0
    21 Martino, Kyle M 02-19-1981 2
    8 Oughton, Duncan M-F 06-14-1977 3
    16 Paule, Ross M 04-04-1976 7
    25 Ritch, Michael F 04-26-1991 DEV 1
    9 Scott, Erick F 05-21-1981 T-I 0
    27 Sutton, Jamal F 03-22-1982 DEV 0
    23 Testo, David F 08-07-1981 0
    17 Traeger, Jake D 04-16-1980 DEV 1
    19 Wingert, Chris D 06-16-1982
     
  2. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Back when Kyle had bigger hair (and looked like a teen girl) he might have been able to get backstage at the Lenny Kravitz and Aerosmith concerts! (Hmm, Joe Perry. Gravity sure hasn't taken it's toll on that bod!) ;)

    K
     
  3. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Only if he claimed he was Pete Yorn.

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  4. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    Ha ha ha...Crew fans calling us "scum"? I think we United fans have to actually give a rat's ass about you in order for the "scum" tag to be justified. Our rivalry card is already filled; just ask New Jersey. Keep praying Cleveland gets a club so you can have your own sh!te rivalry with a league-made cup.

    That being said, I still hate you. Just not as much as if you were a MetroTard.
     
  5. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    It's a Strange Condition... err... Looking like Pete Yorn that is :D
     
  6. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    I would've gone for a Closet reference, but that's good, too...
     
  7. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    I have to admit, I find myself generally liking most Crew supporters. (For the most part...) --They have just the right number of chromosomes, they have that nice spiffy stadium with the tin bleacher seats, and their uniforms are actually cool (when they wear black...)

    It's just a shame they have to come all the way from Ohio... :D
     
  8. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    For me, it's more of a businesslike, 90-minutes-at-a-time hatred. Outside of a match, I could give a crap. I only hate the MetroScum, Galaxhite, and F*re full-time.
     
  9. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Don't get wrong... I hate them too. We just rarely lose to them. That helps :D







    (knocking on wood....)



    (Knocking on better wood, just to be sure...) :eek:
     
  10. Looper121

    Looper121 Member

    United States
    Jun 19, 2003
    Sec 104
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    OK, whatever. Fvck off.
     
  11. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    You do know what a Knave is don't you? :p
     
  12. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
  13. JRHokie

    JRHokie Member+

    Aug 23, 2001
    Fairfax, VA
    About the Yorn jokes - they were good in the beginning. At least I was going for his most recent album :cool:
     
  14. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    A British porn magazine?
     
  15. Looper121

    Looper121 Member

    United States
    Jun 19, 2003
    Sec 104
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Nah it is cool, he can be a jackass (Lanky) if he likes. I have lost no respect for anyone else.
     
  16. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Damn A crew fan from Philly! If you drive a KIA I do believe you've hit the trifecta.....
     
  17. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Club: San Diego FC
    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Son, do your parents know you're using the computer?
     
  18. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Thank you for the permission to do as I please.
     
  19. Begbie

    Begbie New Member

    Mar 10, 2001
    La Barra Brava
    Coach Andrulis recognizing his own lack of tactical skill has brought in an assistant named "Sparky" Bugaloo to help put the Crew on the path to victory.

    "I have no idea if this will work or not but the little fella sure is cute and we liked the way he resembles some sort of pansy bee," said Andrulis. "Since I don't know tactics from Tic-Tacs his help can't hurt."



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  20. GrillMaster

    GrillMaster Member

    Aug 31, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    See 'bye 'bye Andrulis song at www.barra-brava.com/songs/songs_CLB.asp and while there, check out the Songs & Chants link in the left navigation bar.

    GM
     
  21. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    yeah i hope they don't can andrulis just let. it is fun to watch his face become a mask of confusion and pain as he club self-destructs on the pitch...
     
  22. mcontento

    mcontento Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Catalina Wine Mixer
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm more bothered by the fact that this arsehole has respect for me. Looper, do me a favor and fizuck off for respecting me. I don't want your damned respect, I want your fear and hatred, that is all. Until then you are nothing to me...

    Friggin' Ohioans. :mad:
     
  23. Cantankerous

    Cantankerous New Member

    Apr 15, 2003
    United country
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Doesn't have the ring of 'Friggin' Metro Scum', does it?
     
  24. jackrock

    jackrock Member

    Aug 19, 2003
    Talcott. WV
    Club:
    DC United
    it has been rehashed over and over and over. Ohio is truly the land of bland, the people suck, the crew suck, and so on. Any word on if Petke is starting this one? If he does, he will strike down with great vengance and FURIOUS ANGERR those (ohioinas) that attempt to cross midfield.


    there was a pulp ficiton joke in there that just ran outta gas, sorry
     
  25. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    that's the spirit!

    but man it is hard to get too worked up over a group of bumblebees...
     

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