(un)Official DC United vs. The Columbus Crew Banter Thread

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by McOwen, May 4, 2004.

  1. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    DC United vs Columbus Crew

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    Young man?

    Can you hear us now?

    "Its fun to play at the R-F-K!! --Fun to play at the RRRR-F-K!"

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  2. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    United opened up Andrulis' coaching career on 5/19/01 (with United losing 2-1 in OT on a McBride header even though we had a two-man advantage). I see no reason why we can't come full circle and put him out of his misery by spanking their lame asses.
     
  3. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    This guy has been waiting a LONG time to make a DC United game...

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    We're so going to war this weekend gentlemen. :D
     
  4. NattyBo

    NattyBo Member+

    Apr 30, 2004
    Nunya
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    All Im going to say is that when the opposing team (US) has to promote our next home game by saying see the Colombus crew featuring......FRANKIE HEJDUCK, well, you know that the opposition aint that great. Thats all Im saying.


    (I almost died of laughter when they were saying that over the PA during the chicago game)
     
  5. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    A true honor and privelidge to have our colors displayed by our boys overseas. God bless 'em and keep them safe.

    Can't say the same about the sCrew. I think they hear some banjo music...

    [Ned Beatty]What's this all about?[/Ned Beatty]
     
  6. Th4119

    Th4119 Member+

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Warren sucks.
     
  7. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    These "Guys" are the exact same reason I told Marshall NOT to drop his wallet in Dupont Circle this past saturday. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

    :rolleyes:
     
  8. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    i hate the yellow football team (and the yellow security team but that's another story). they have a lot of dudes i can't stand--heydude, buddle, martino, busch, and the list goes on. the only thing you can say is they got rid of that ********stick brian west, i hated that bastard.

    i really don't understand how andrulis keeps his job.

    i sure as hell hope they don't "put it together" against us. two home games in a row where a team playing poorly gets a win would gray what little hair i have left.
     
  9. GrillMaster

    GrillMaster Member

    Aug 31, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There are some Cowlumbus-specific songs on the barra-brava Website. Go to Songs and Chants and follow the link to Cowlumbus Songs.

    Bring it loud
    Bring it proud!

    GM
     
  10. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    yeah poor lion, you'd get a sour belly having to injest rotten, putrid flesh like cunningham or heydude...
     
  11. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't believe we lost to these clowns in Charleston. Let's return to the days when Columbus couldn't win at RFK.

    K
     
  12. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    Battle of the midget keepers.

    They suck, we don't. We win.
     
  13. mcontento

    mcontento Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Catalina Wine Mixer
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Martino blows, Buddle sucks, and Busch swallows.


    I'm glad Andrulis still has his job, he's a good man for keeping Columbus where they belong.
     
  14. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Ohio sucks.
     
  15. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    we drew them didn't we but lost the cup on differential?
     
  16. United_Caps_Fan

    United_Caps_Fan New Member

    Apr 25, 2004
    Alexandria,VA 134/35
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I do belive the above mentioned match was a draw as well.

    I also hope that Andrulis keeps doing exactly what he has been thus far this season, as well as the enitre team. ITs funny they like to call UNITED scum... but I thought that was the stuff that settled to the very BOTTOM of the barrell eh ? SO if were scum... whats that make them? Scum of scum?

    Me thinks that CBUS rides the SHORT BUS.
     
  17. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    damn, how could i forget, a guy that i have detested throughout his career is now on the screw--lagos! the most overrated player in league history. he is all hype, no game whatsoever. moreover, he is a moron, it is his own stupidity that negates the minor talent he has. what a whinning, sack of ******** douchebag he is. i can't stand him.

    i used to want to puke a few years ago when dudes were on his snicker and wanted him on the us team. and of course he comes up and is a total bitch, as you knew he would be.

    i hope he get humiliated and starts digging ditches or something for a living, sack of ********.
     
  18. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Second most overrated player. The most overrated player started out on the Crew - Andrew Williams...
     
  19. andylovesoccer

    Sep 2, 2000
    Asheville, NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But RED&BLACK , please tell us how you really feel....

    You guys are right, the Crew suck, but as a whole and not just individually. They seem to be into the group sex thing. Let us regain our total and utter (or is that udder?) domination over the Cowlumbus Crue at our beloved RFK. Rock on dudes!!!!

    DC-4 Crue-nil
     
  20. RFK 315

    RFK 315 New Member

    Jun 15, 2003
    ...lurking...
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    beat the crue - before they beat themselves ! !
     
  21. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    Please, don't forget the umlaut.

    Columbus Crüe
     
  22. K

    K BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 16, 1999
    DC, Fake America
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, you are correct (lets just say the evening was a little fuzzy and leave it at that). I do recall Andrulis walking around the pub afterword looking really grumpy for a guy who's team won a cup.

    We all hate a yellow football team

    1, 2, 3, 4 Get the Crewzer's off the floor
    5, 6, 7, 8 Tell those girlz to lose some weight!

    MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    and speaking of the Crewzer's: De grad ation!!

    K
     
  23. GDopplerXT

    GDopplerXT Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    DC Area
    That's good stuff, right there. :D
     

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