(un)Official DC United vs. LA Galaxatives Short Bus Thread.

Cobi Jones,
Has a very nice hairdo,
And his mother is a whore,
And he can't score goals ....

GM

 

The only place Albright scores is with Cobi.

 

cobi has babydick.

 

What I always notice about this picture- apart for the obvious is that Tom "Arena's worst decision" Presthus is out of position, on the ground. I'm soooo glad we got rid of him.

 

Albright tried offense it didnt work then he tried midfield that also didnt work and now he's trying defense man Sigi must really like the kid

 

Cobi the humping chipmunk!

He should have gotten a red card against Colorado for his blatant flying kung-fu style kick against the Colorado goalkeeper.

 

I hate the Galaxy. Hate hate hate hate.

 

I've seen that twice now on MLS-Wrap and still don't get how the little punk didn't get any card. Now I guess we see if the discipline committee is truly fair about reviewing plays.

At least that sh!t of a fish got injured, though Pablo should have done far more damage.

I couldn't wait for this thread to open, but now I have so much hate I can't figure out where to start.

F*** the Gals and the Hutt the road in with.


-dave

 

Word on the street is Cobi Jones couldnt score in a brothel

 

naw i heard he was fired, he kept coming up short (hold for the groan)...

 

Dumbest fans in the league?

Slumming in the Gals board and I found this cherry in their discussion on who they hate more. Just too funny.

Now my math sucks, but according to MLS, the Gals have been to the Cup a league leading 4 times but have a whole ONE Cup. And for the statistically challenged (i.e. LA groupies), the Revs only went once so it's hard for LA to have beaten them twice.

And if a 4-0 loss 4 years ago is the best they can hold against us, that's just sad...

Topper, if you're listening, tell those idiots you moderate to get a clue. Oh wait, then maybe they would support a team that really does have more than one Cup (we don't want you though, maybe you can help the Hos with their attendance issues)

Crap players + Crap Coach + Crap Fans = one big steaming pile of sh!t...

 

they beat the revs for the open cup in 2001...

however your central point of topper and his band of asslickers are morons remains correct...

 

Nope. He should have received a yellow card for dangerous play. There was absolutely no indication that he went for the keeper. As far as I could tell he had his eyes on the ball. Still, he has to know that a ball that high in the box will be challenged, and I was shocked not to see a yellow.

I do agree, though, that he is a humping chipmunk.

 

I am unbelievably happy about Ruiz's injury; not so much that I felt he was a threat to United, but because I genuinely hate the bastard and wish him ill. Now if Cobi and Albright can sprain something in the midst of their circle-jerk, I'll run to church the very next day.

 

No Cienfuegos.

Enough said.

 

I'd go down on that pretty easy myself, can't blame Cobi for that
But otherwise he's a whining jackass. LA may be the team that's most easy to hate... just because. I mean we hate NJ because of where they are, and history - but who the hell can not hate LA, at least a bit. League sweethearts, never within the cap, thugs for defenders going all the way back to Pena, a guy named Sasha,
At least we can all look at Sigi and feel better about our (tiny in comparison) waistlines and beerguts. And of course look at Cobi and feel better about our (enormous by comparison) other parts. Heck, I've seen chicks at RFK who probably have bigger dicks than Cobi.......
I'm with the dude who said it's great to see Ruiz hurt just because he hates him ... me too.

 

How the bloody hell did they get a woman (and an attractive one at that) to be seen with that toolbag?