(un)Official DC United vs. Dallas _____ Banter Thread [R]

Note to my boy John: Love you man, Hate you're club.

We will kick some major Texas ass this weekend!!

 

The Dallas "Team Name Here" supporters clubs were kind enough to gather for this photo!!!

 

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`````````<V VV /`BURN`\VV V>````
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LOL!!!! Right on Chico! Thanks for the laugh on a day where I really needed it!







And who knew the "Burn" actually had fans????





At least they KNOW they suck!

 

Please vote in my poll.

Sachin

 

hey, hey, HEY!

Dallas really sucks, I mean, really.

But you better watch your back when you start equating The University of Texas with the pretty ponies of Frisco!


signed,

Lowecifer
UT class of '94

 

The only problem with this map is they didn't take California with them...

Hate the Burn?

Hmmm, I guess that is not difficult, considering their pathetic team in order to gain relevance stole our colors and nickname (They were the original Red & White - with that beautiful flame shooting horse...) just like the Metrodonkey's. Any team that fields the Traitor Cory Gibbs is just wrong in my book! I look forward to harrassing that wanker all game long!

:hate:

 

Welcome to Dallas Boys and Girls:

Where the only thing hotter than the summers are the ladies:


Where our manhood is so big - we build monuments to it. And hotels right next door so the ladies can stay the night:



So you DC guys can keep your Monica Lewinsky types

and we'll be happy to keep the best looking women in the country. All the while the Burn will be happy to ride you DC whiners and complainers all day Saturday.



And watch Jason Kreis make MLS history.:

 

Hmm, haven't seen that much plastic since I toured the Tupperware factory.

You mean the Jason Kreis who's been told his speed of thought isn't fast enough for the national team? Him? The superstar who hasn't actually won the league with his team of minor soccerettes? Ah, records acquired through plodding longevity. Stellar.

 

I had no idea that the Klan supported the Burn...

 

Like Enron, this too is completely made up and in reality is nothing more than guys talking to each other in a bar...

 

Okay. Name change idea for their competition that I'm thinking of entering. (No pun intended)

Instead of the "Dallas Burn", howabout the "Dallas Ring of Fire"? Either way it describes them perfectly... though you could blame it on the spicey food.

-Kravi

 

Nah because the Central Coast is really nice, and the people aren't LA-esque.

 

One thing I haven't read so far is mention of the fact that DC United doesn't have to change their name and move to a new fancy stadium to get new fans. TRADITION is what draws DC together! At least we don't have to hide in shame by moving to a shiny new stadium and change our name to hide from the embarrassing past! WE STAND TALL! WE STAND PROUD!

GOD, COUNTRY, UNITED!

 

Northside Rovers, that was the worst trolling by the enemy in the history of the short bus thread. You make that twat from Columbus look like a talent. Please try to be at least clever or obnoxious or something...

 

..may I add, that making a post in regards to your manhood while having Robert Smith as an avatar screams "I'm a fvcking pvssy!"