(un)Official DC United vs. Columbus Crewzers Banter Thread.

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by McOwen, Jun 15, 2004.

  1. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    DC UNITED vs. The Columbus Crewzers
    (If we can't beat these bit<ches who can we beat?! http://www.thecrewzers.com/ )

    Here kitty! Kitty! :D
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    Also Wanted:
    Lucky charms, healthy players, any humor involving people from Ohio, the color yellow, or sheep fvcking.​



    NOTE: It is do or die time my drunken friends. Let us hate with a hatred reserved for guys that prefer disco to rock, champagne to free beer!
    Let us also remember that these are the same yellow bastards that stole a point from us at home last time around and the same people that brought nice fans with attractive girlfriends... (God I hate that :D)
     
  2. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    I'm in for sheep fvcking or bringing attractive girlfriends to the game :D
     
  3. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
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    That is all.
     
  4. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Well there are certainly plenty of farm animals thus far...


    --Baaaaah! :D
     
  5. Americano e Orgulho

    Americano e Orgulho New Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    The one on the left is definately a camel, but what is the other? A sloth?
     
  6. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    With folds like that I was thinking more along the lines of a Manatee...
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    OR a Sharpei :D
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  7. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Is it just me or did Baby Spice used to look a bit more... errr... Fit? :D
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  8. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
  9. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    You think the Armed Forces Day halftime was controversial?

    Apparently we missed the Crew's The "Joan Bennette Ramsey Halftime Look-a-like Contest"...

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  10. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nice ass ;)

    Yellow bastards, couldn't score with the crewzers .... Frankie Hejduk is the most technically gifted guy on this team ..... Hopefully Jon Busch gets the flu this week, he has been playing way above his head so far this year (which isn't hard, he's Nikky's size) .....
     
  11. Darth Norteño

    Darth Norteño With Buddha In My Fists

    The Arsenal
    Wales
    Dec 9, 2003
    laceyforest.arl.va
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Wales
    With Crew fans, that's pretty much the same thing.
     
  12. Victory

    Victory Member

    Sep 20, 2000
    RFK LOT 8
    A fun past time at Crew Stadium is waving dollar bills at the Crewzers and laughing when the show interest. I would never degarde myself with an Ohio State Cheerleader no less and Ohio State Cheerleader reject.
     
  13. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Would you like some more butter for your rolls?
     
  14. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    I'm all for the everyday man/woman doing what they want to do as long as it makes them happy. She looks like she's having fun there-so no biggie good for her! :) And we've ALL seen worse

    (OK back to the topic-F THE CREW!!! G D LOSERS!!!!!! :D )
     
  15. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Come on man! Of course we know this...

    Whats wrong with you? You get a girlfriend and you go all soft on us?! :)eek: On second thought... Bad choice of words!)

    --Now come on ladies this is the one thread where you can talk about what an A-hole BUSCH is and EVERYONE will agree :D
     
  16. BudWiser

    BudWiser New Member

    Jul 17, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    As of now I have no girlfriend, and here I'm just messin' w/you guys w/my over-the-top call for understanding and love...I went on a date last game and had a good time. Seems afterwards she had an attitude-I may have been better off spending my time sheep fvcking :D
     
  17. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I dare not ask why you want this, but here you go.

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  18. Victory

    Victory Member

    Sep 20, 2000
    RFK LOT 8
    Never encourage K.

    Also this is the one time (non-political) where men will say that they hate Busch.
     
  19. NattyBo

    NattyBo Member+

    Apr 30, 2004
    Nunya
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    You know what this thread needs?

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    Thats right. I went there.
     
  20. URwormfood

    URwormfood Member

    Mar 24, 2004
    6 feet under: LOT 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ---EEK---

    Now I am getting a little sheepish on those last few....... :eek:

    ~~~Worm~~~

    The Columbus-CRA#....will have a wonderful time as we all vent on their sorry a$$es!!!!
     
  21. vivaelbolivar

    vivaelbolivar New Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    RFK &amp; EL MADRIGAL
    ******** the crew. those bastards stole points from us and now all of a sudden their the hottest team in MLS. what a bunch of ********. i swear if we dont win im going to shoot myself.
     
  22. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Club: San Diego FC
    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    WTF? When did Meola get traded to Columbus?
     
  23. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    I am more afraid to ask you where you got it! :D

    --Thanks Knave :D
     
  24. scruggs45

    scruggs45 Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    kp, va
    look after a night of heavy drinking i cant handle coming home and seeing kermit doing these things to sheep...no pbr this weekend dude
     
  25. McOwen

    McOwen Member

    Jun 13, 2000
    Retirement Community
    Club:
    Nottingham Forest FC
    Ah... But we DIDNT LOSE with the PBR did we... :D
     

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