Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by TOTC, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. SueB

    SueB New Member

    Mar 23, 1999
    Waterbury, VT
    I know you are probably named after the player and not the club, but ironically, Palermo in Italy's Serie B wear pink jerseys. :D Also, Juventus originally wore pink very early in their history, which is why they have the (very light) pink aways this year.
     
  2. SoccerNova2009

    SoccerNova2009 New Member

    Aug 19, 2000
    probably at a bar
  3. Hecho en Mexico

    Hecho en Mexico Member+

    Mar 22, 2002
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    lol theres also an italian team called Palermo..
    these are the best pictures i could find...
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    Luca Toni - great cm player...lol
     
  4. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

    CanPL
    Canada
    Jan 11, 2002
    YEG-->YYJ-->YWG-->YYB
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    The Canadian '3rd Jersey' from the mid 90's. It was nearly black except for the fabric on the top of the shoulders. Only saw them wear it once when they played in Sydney against Australia in a 1996 Olympic Qualifier.

    The Aussies won 5-0. The last I saw of that jersey was a batch being sold in a store a few years later.
     
  5. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    I wondered why FIFA for the PlayStation occasionally outfits Canada in black jerseys!
     
  6. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    El bumpo.
     
  7. Otaku

    Otaku Member+

    Dec 9, 2003
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
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    Not ALL the mexican teams have ugly kits
     
  8. Fiorentina lives!

    May 5, 2004
    I actually think that neutral, business suit type colors stink in soccer:

    Real Madrid's third this year: greyish light blue with sky blue and gold accents AAAAAARRRGGHHFFFF

    Barça's khakis shown earlier in the thread... Look! A giant bird do-doed on us...

    Real Madrid a few years back had a lead gray bluish piece of **** for a third.

    Lens used a gold with red recently that was very bad.

    Other notables:

    -Chelsea 2nd had those slanted red-white checkers in the early 90s
    -Arsenal's V-attack in the early 90s
    -Denmark in 1986 had the tiny red lines in half the shirt so it looked pinky... wish I had a photo of that beauty
    -Barcelona had that teal with rectangles. Dizzying. Then those weird orange, red, and blue Kappa ones with the circle in the back!
    -Remember U de G in Mexico? Red, gold, and black stripes reminiscent of 60s/70s funky wallpaper or something...
    -At. Madrid's second in 2003, just because navy shirts with yellow shorts are a crime.
    -The crime that was England's puke gray and Seaman's clownsuit in Euro 1996
    -Venezia... before there was the LA Galaxy 1996... green, orange, and black
    -Palermo always had the pink you see with Juve this year, and they are coming to Serie A
    -Another Italy team (Cremonese?) wears red and GRAY stripes. Ouch.

    And let's not forget the hidden images in shirts!!! Brazil 1994... better yet Man U's uniform with a hidden photo of their stadium!!!!!!
     
  9. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004

    I actually quite liked the neon orange, better than that pastelly thing we've got going on now.

    The most hideous Holland football kit ever was worn in 1988 - the year of the vomit shirt.

    Anyway, I don't know if someone's remarked on it yet, but SOCCER UNIFORM?! I know this is an American MB but God, how awful.
     
  10. johan neeskens

    Jan 14, 2004
    And on that note, what on earth is 'second change'? Is that another Americanism? Does it mean away shirt?
     
  11. BadReligion

    BadReligion New Member

    Dec 26, 2002
    Washington, DC
    I've never heard that used, at least not in American sports. Here we just refer to the "second change" as the away jersey..
     
  12. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Unearthed this thread for one reason:

    BARCELONA IN CHARTREUSE!

    Discuss.
     
  13. leg_breaker

    leg_breaker Member

    Dec 23, 2005
    Coventry's brown kit, surely the worst ever made? With Barcelona's flourescent lime in second place.
     
  14. echo6delta

    echo6delta Member

    Nov 6, 2005
    The Republic of Texas
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Don't know how many of you might have come across it, but here's a good gallery that has most of the butt-ugliest ones mentioned so far.

    Yes, even a photo of that Colorado Caribous shirt!

    I stumbeld upon it by googling for a picture of Arsenal's 91 away shirt (the "bruised banana") that I was wearing just this past Saturday (at home, with the blinds drawn).

    Might get drunk mindless and wear it to the pub on the 17th, since that's an away day for us... :D
     
  15. Dolo

    Dolo New Member

    Jul 14, 2005
    Germany
    Club:
    Hannover 96
  16. Benfica4Life

    Benfica4Life Member

    Feb 16, 2006
    Providence, RI
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  17. Rakim_22

    Rakim_22 Member

    Manchester United
    Netherlands
    Sep 6, 2004
    Florida
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Wow...just wow.
     
  18. impalemeplz

    impalemeplz Member

    Jul 7, 2004
    Sydney
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    i think united's one when they lost the title in 95 was pretty bad.

    theres a story that SAF said that was one of the reasons why they lost it.
     
  19. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Bump.

    @@ What the fook are Chelsea doing? They're being called the "tarmacers" because they look like a roadworks crew with their neon change strip.

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    @@ Bobby McMahon think that Sevilla's change strip looks like "blocks of Neapolitan ice cream." And he's right!

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  20. Otaku

    Otaku Member+

    Dec 9, 2003
    Club:
    CDSC Cruz Azul
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico
    All the new Nike national team jerseys. They are so plain I feel sorry for those that have to wear them.
     
  21. DoyleG

    DoyleG Member+

    CanPL
    Canada
    Jan 11, 2002
    YEG-->YYJ-->YWG-->YYB
    Club:
    FC Edmonton
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Noticed this post that slipped by.

    The 1986 kit with the stripe on the shorts.
     
  22. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
  23. Psychosis hsv

    Psychosis hsv Member

    Mar 30, 2006
    Club:
    FC Köln
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    Equador and most south american national teams
     

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