Ugliest soccer uniform ever! (Part 2)

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by TOTC, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's not as bad as a black and red striped jersey that has METROSTARS written on it in Electric Company font.
     
  2. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    the metrostars jersey ain't bad but the Nike ones look weird, same goes for barca
     
  3. gibby

    gibby New Member

    Jun 11, 2003
    Ohio, USA.
    One kit that made me nearly turn the station, and this was during the World Cup, was that grotesque lime green effort that Nigeria sported. Saw them in the first match against Argentina, and wow, about had to grab my shades, I mean, those unis look like they were radioactive or something, like they just got them from some nuclear plant. Definately the most unwatchable national team kit I've seen in awhile. Wasn't crazy about the USA's "stars and stripes" design for the '94 Cup, the current kit is standard, I don't mind it, but I wish we would have stuck w/ the all whites, those were classy.
     
  4. Brunobarco

    Brunobarco New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    São Paulo, Brasil
    Corinthians' second jersey. It makes them look just like the jail team.
    São Paulo's first jersey. What's with those two horizontal stripes???
     
  5. JohnR

    JohnR Member+

    Jun 23, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Ugly

    I gotta agree, that Juventus housedress is abominable.

    I don't think it's possible to be worse than the housedress unless the uniform is brown.

    Those Barca beige things from last month weren't too handsome, either.
     
  6. RoverMax

    RoverMax Member

    May 4, 2003
    NYC
    Club:
    Blackburn Rovers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like the red and black Metro kit. The one that I don't like is the white one with grey in random areas. If it was all white it would look good, but the grey makes it weird.
     
  7. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
  8. MIGkiller

    MIGkiller Member+

    Flamengo
    Brazil
    May 9, 2003
    Rio de Janeiro
    Club:
    Flamengo Rio Janeiro
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    So are you saying that Santos' all-white uniform sets the standard of beauty in kits? :)
     
  9. mega montana

    mega montana New Member

    Aug 3, 2003
    Estados Unidos
    that juve jersey is grotesque

    looks like a woman's blouse
     
  10. SlimsMcGill

    SlimsMcGill New Member

    Apr 19, 2003
    Parker, CO
    Any Sporting Lisbon jersey is ugly enough to take the cake. What's with that huge nautical flag on their chests?? What are they leading ships into a harbor or something?

    A close runner-up would be AEK Athens. I haven't seen a brown and yellow jersey since playing in the AYSO when I was 11 or 12. They're ugly but I like 'em.
     
  11. Brunobarco

    Brunobarco New Member

    Aug 14, 2003
    São Paulo, Brasil
    Well...
    It's not because I'm a Santos fan, but I like them all white. It's like something heavenly.
    Real Madrid is also all white and I like them too.
     
  12. house18

    house18 Member

    Jun 23, 2003
    St. Louis, MO
    Kits that are all one color are horrible. If you wear white jersey shorts and socks it looks like your wearing your 'jammies!
     
  13. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    I dunno but the more I see the Juventus away peachy kit, the more I start to like it....
     
  14. SlimsMcGill

    SlimsMcGill New Member

    Apr 19, 2003
    Parker, CO
    yeah, that new Juve kit is sick! I like it alot actually. When I first saw it, I thought of Marcia Brady, but it's actually unique, and that's why I like it. I also like those new Barcalona jerseys that look like golf polos. Those are sweet too!
     
  15. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Barcelona looks like they are going golfing with Tiger.
     
  16. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    that real madrid jersey on Beckham @foxsportsworld, its silver with powdfer blue is different
     
  17. SlimsMcGill

    SlimsMcGill New Member

    Apr 19, 2003
    Parker, CO
    Yeah, I agree, those new Real jerseys are beautiful. Also, if you want another beautiful jersey, check out the latest Olympique Marseille jersey. It's all white with powder blue adidas stripes and says "Khalifa Airways" on the front with a soaring eagle or something. It's a nice jersey.....Hey, how did we go from ugly to cool??
     
  18. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    Haiti's is horrible!!!
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  19. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    basically all mexican teamsL
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  20. MikeyPez

    MikeyPez New Member

    Jun 19, 2003
    Jersey City NJ
    mexicooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnoooooooooooo!
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  21. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    Too much ad clutter. Well, except for Chivas this year!
     
  22. SlimsMcGill

    SlimsMcGill New Member

    Apr 19, 2003
    Parker, CO
    Yeah, you're absolutely right. Mexican league jerserys are ridiculously ugly. No-holds-barred disgusting! Don't forget the Jaguares from the mexican league also, bright orange with white socks! Logos and sponsors everywhere! Sickening.

    yeah, chivas atleast need a logo on the front, they aint got nothing on now, but that's cool.
     
  23. Hazardinho

    Hazardinho Red Card

    Jul 3, 2002
    denmark at WC 2002 what were they thinking?
     
  24. bright

    bright Member

    Dec 28, 2000
    Central District
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "C'mon, boys! Time for dinner!"

    Are Juve players going to wear oven mitts with that uniform?

    - Paul
     
  25. TOTC

    TOTC Member

    Feb 20, 2001
    Laurel, MD, USA
    You could say that for their upset win at, what was it, Euro 92?
     

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