U.S. workers say they squander over two hours a day at the workplace, with surfing the Web, socializing with co-workers and simply "spacing out" among the top time-wasting activities, according to a survey released on Monday. Most U.S. companies assume about an hour of wasted time, but workers admit to actually frittering away more than twice as much time at a cost of $759 billion in annual paid salary that results in no apparent productivity, an online survey conducted by America Online and Salary.com showed. Wasted time did not include the standard lunch hour. http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa...1607_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-LIFE-WORKERS-WASTE-DC.XML =========== That's what you guys doing here, right? But Bill Coleman, senior vice president at Salary.com, said some time-wasting activities -- such as personal use of the Internet -- can be positive, resulting in new business ideas or a happier work environment. "There is such a thing as creative waste," said Coleman. "Not all wasted time is bad." So waste your time away!
Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Bob Slydell: Great. Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out? Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Sarcasm detectors: Now cheaper than VCRs! Y'know, when you visit your local video store, you'd be better off going to the comedy section a little more often instead of the beheading section.
given their apparent range of conversation, I think getting to the contraception stage is optimistic.
Re: Sarcasm detectors: Now cheaper than VCRs! If snuff is a light term for what you watch I don't want to even know what the correct term would be.
Great point. Come on, who doesn't know that Peter Gibbons only does 15 minutes of work per week? He told it to the Bobs, the consultants Innitech hired to fire the guys who waste too much time at work, like Tom, the guy who created the Jump to Conclusions mat.