Twas 15 years ago today...

Discussion in 'Ireland' started by Father Ted, Jun 12, 2003.

  1. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    June 12, 1988. Stuttgart. England - Ireland. Ray Houghton heads the ball past Peter Shilton. The beginning of a beautiful journey.
     
  2. NEKSoccer

    NEKSoccer Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Long Island, NY
    The Ronnie Whelan side volley vs. the then USSR was my favorite. Arguably the best goal I've ever seen.
     
  3. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    "Then Houghton got the ball and stuck it in the net!!!!!!!!!!" (go crazy time) - Good old Christy
     
  4. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Re: Re: Twas 15 years ago today...

    One of the best!....

    It was in the year of eighty-eight, in the lovely month of June,
    When the gadflies were swarming and dogs howling at the moon,
    Ah with rosary beads and sandwiches for Stuttgart we began,
    Joxer packed his German phrase-book, and jump-leads for the van.

    Ah well some of the lads had never been away from home before.
    It was the first time Whacker put his foot outside of Inchicore.
    And before we left for Europe, we knew we'd need a plan,
    So we all agreed that Joxer was the man to drive the van.

    In Germany the Autobahn was like the Long Mile Road
    There was every make of car and van, all carrying the full load
    Ford Transits and Hiaces, and an old Bedford from Tralee,
    With the engine overheating from long-hauling duty free.

    There were fans from Ballyfermot, Ballybough and Ballymun
    On the journey of a lifetime and the craic was ninety one
    Joxer met a German's daughter on the banks of the River Rhine
    and he told her she'd be welcome in Ballyfermot anytime

    And as soon as we found Stuttgart, we got the wagons in a ring
    Sean Óg got out the banjo and Peter played the mandolin.
    Oh there were fans there from everywhere, attracted by the sound
    At the first Fleadh Ceól in Europe and Joxer passed the flagon round

    But the session it ended when we'd finished all the stout
    The air mattresses inflated and the sleeping bags rolled out
    As one by one we fell asleep, Joxer had a dream
    He dreamt himself and Jack Charlton sat down to pick the team

    Joxer dreamt they both agreed on Packie Bonner straight away
    And that Moran, Whelan and McGrath were certainly to play
    Ah but tempers they began to rise, patience wearing thin
    Jack wanted Cascarino, but Joxer wanted Quinn

    And the dream turned into a nightmare, Joxer stuck the head on Jack
    Who wanted to bring Johnny Giles and Eamonn Dunphy back
    Ah well the ************ crew in the morning, it crew both loud and shrill
    And Joxer woke up in his sleeping bag many miles from Arbour Hill

    Ah next morning none of the experts gave us the slightest chance
    They said that the English team would lead us on a merry dance
    Ah with their union jacks all them English fans for victory they were set
    Until Ray Houghton got the ball and he stuck it in the net

    What happened next is history, brought tears to many eyes
    Oh that day will be the highlight of many people's lives
    Well Joxer climbed right over the top and the last time he was seen
    Was arm-in-arm with Jack Charlton, singing 'Revenge for Skibbereen'.

    Ah now Whacker's back in Inchicore, he's living with his Mam
    And Jack Charlton has been proclaimed an honorary Irishman
    Listen do you remember that German's daughter on the banks of the River Rhine
    Ah jeez, well didn't she show up in Ballyfermot last week ....
     

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