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I don't know what's more disturbing how he is posing there as if he had just cut the tail off himself with the totally clean knife in his hand, the dead look in his eyes or his stubby small Trump fingers.

 

In that case why don't we just elect Jonah Falcon and get it over with? He could pound Putin into submission with his unit.

 

Okay, first of all those aren't small fingers. Those are great big huuuuge fingers. They just look small because of something called perspective, which is something that tricks people into thinking things that just aren't true at all. I strongly suggest that you avoid any sense of perspective when looking at this issue.

If you look at the picture, the hands only look small and stubbly because there is a vicious rumour that the knife is a pocket knife. It is in fact a huuuuge machete.

And the "tail" isn't a tail, that's just a slur put out by the elites and the donors. The tail is in fact the elephant trunk. I know elephants okay, nobody knows elephants better than me, and that elephant has nose hair coming out of its nose, out of its wherever.

That is a big elephant trunk. And a big ass machete. That's how big juniors hands are.

 

The international voting cognoscendi of British pubs are voting to support their colonial favourites with their cocks. Choose your candidate express your desire, shake, zip and check the chalk board.



It's alright...they don't bite!

 

Nice. I hear Cruz might take the occasional #2 in the mouth.

 

It's not like he couldn't have wiped the knife off after the cut, but what raises my brows is that he's still holding it, and quite obviously for the photo. Most hunters pose with their kill weapons and the kill. Are we supposed to believe he stabbed the elephant to death?

 

Did anyone see this coming?

https://www.facebook.com/Girthers-238234343185266/

 

A little goes a long waay..

 

And this is why it's imperative that all of you vote for Donald Trump! He's done more damage to the GOP in one primary season that the feckless Democrats managed in the last 30+ years.

 

You think so?

 

He can't keep a wife. There may be some doubt about his girth.

 

Absolutely ... He's done irreparable damage to the party IMO ... even if they manage to beat him. It's really bad when Ted Cruz is starting to look like the reasonable alternative. And Ted Cruz himself has been such a destructive force undermining McConnell and Boehner at every turn. Not only has all this GOP turmoil caused damage from within, but it's surely turning off lots of independent/undecided voters. For this cycle the GOP is toast even against a weak HRC.

Keeping the White House would be a massive achievement for Democrats ... especially if it comes with the Senate. It'll mean at least one more moderate SCOTUS judge. It'll mean saving the ACA from near certain destruction. It'll save the Iran nuclear deal from almost certain destruction. It'll mean that we'll actually implement the commitments we made at the Paris climate talks. There's a lot at stake, and I'm not sure that Hillary would have been able to pull it off on her own without this sabotage by Donald "the mole" Trump.

My only regret is that we'll probably pay again in the midterms (as usual). And HRC will be very beatable in '20 if the Republicans can keep the nutjobs from running somehow.

 

But they won't be able to keep their nutjobs in line. Their base will not have it.

 

Well his lil peepee does like totalitarian Eastern European vag. He was way ahead of the off-shoring curve with that. 'Cept for the brief time he went All American with Marla Maples.

 

Bobby Jindal penned another one of those "Obama created Trump" articles that have become so prevalent among Republicans.

The party whom nobody literate can defend ... controls the Senate and House .... sigh.

 

This is what poor turnout does for you. Democrats and their base e.g. liberal white men, (single) women , poor people, blacks, latinos and the youth nominally outnumber the Republican base. But so much of the Democratic base consists of incredibly unreliable voters.

 

OK! Can I just say FECK YOU dude

I clicked that link just as the little woman walked in the room and, let me tell yer, it wasn't pretty



Nah, it's my own stupid fault. I clicked the link and, as it loaded up I thought, 'Er... GIRTH??? Uh-Oh!!!'

 

Church of Satanic Activism going to schlong the short-fingered vulgarian in Florida:

"Donald J. Trump’s a real dick, so it wasn’t much of a stretch," Stevens told The Huffington Post. "The timing is perfect. The GOP is coming to Florida, Florida is shaped like a giant dong, and a dong is leading the GOP."

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56d9b18ae4b03a40567853b3

 

Well...if you hadn't been singing "Oiv got a loverly bunch of coconuts" maybe Your Fair Lady wouldn't have noticed!

 

If only there was a chant they could all shout while loyally raising their right hands. #Trump2016 https://t.co/E4rv0vWtav

— Max Handelman (@maxhandelman) March 5, 2016

 

Donald Trump makes members of his Orlando crowd raise their right hands and swear to vote in the primary. pic.twitter.com/EVenRilJrV

— Jenna Johnson (@wpjenna) March 5, 2016