Trump Presidency Tweets Too

OK, good. That is what Soledad needed to say if she wanted to sell me.

 

Got it, thanks.

 

He probably would for me, too, if I read him more than once a year, while skimming. He's not too bad when done that way.

 

The line of day.
The line of week.
The line of the month (and it is only March 8th)

It's going to be hard to top.

 

The Russians have a space flight all set up for the Orange Infliction.....Yurin 8.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo Bean? Donald Trumpnever paid to have a Russian Garbonzo Bean on his face.

 

With almost 10 Months to go and Mueller pouncing left and right, I wouldn’t be so sure...

 

Just this month.
We'll see!

 

$139,000 for a door!? For that you can buy a porn star's silence AND a used Acura. https://t.co/J4RMNz9fU0

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) March 9, 2018

 

Stormy Daniels@StormyDaniels

I actually took a screenshot of my favorite troll a couple days ago. I laughed so hard I couldn't even respond. When someone can't even insult you correctly ( you're all welcome. Enjoy)


Ivanka...!!! MAGA.

 

That is amazing...and, unfortunately, possibly true.

 

I have no words.

 

Account deleted.

 

Nothing is too unbelievable with this president.

 

PS: To be clear -- we need to talk to North Korea. But Kim is not inviting Trump so that he can surrender North Korea's weapons. Kim is inviting Trump to demonstrate that his investment in nuclear and missile capabilities has forced the United States to treat him as an equal.

— Dr. Jeffrey Lewis (@ArmsControlWonk) March 9, 2018

 

This is a parody account but still worth posting

Donald Trump humbles himself by seeking talks with Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.

Request under consideration. pic.twitter.com/2qARhfUKI8

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) March 9, 2018

 

I'm on it...but first I have to take a leak!

 

239 lbs.? You don't say.

 

Kim? Solid Muscle. 3% body fat.

 

That type of slanderous lie will get you executed in North Korea.

 

That type of rule. Along with President for life gives DD a (sortta) hard on.

 

Yes.
Kim used to have 0% body fat but with the proper application of Juche, he was able to reduce this.

 

A win-win. He keeps the nukes & Trump marvels at his authoritarian-ness and gold plated shit.

 

A Urinthian walks into a john. He says "I hear this is where all the dicks hang out. Ohhhh!"