Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

And for those who have not seen the original . . .

 

So people in Chicago like to be trashed and insulted.
That’s what you get if you’ve voted Trump.

 

Not even sure what this means but it cracked me up.
"You look like if Flint, Michigan was a person"

 

We like to be trashed and insulted, but not shit upon. Trump is deeply unpopular here.

 

No, we like a good cheddar char dog, and don’t really give a rat’s ass about the politeness of the help.

 

Are these the dogs with all the unnecessary veggies piled on top?

 

Yum.

 

I got a dog, sans the cheese, on Monday. But the dog wasn't charred like that, it was a crappy place. I'm going to to Poochie's. The wife won't go because she wants to eat at home and the drive is too long (about 15 minutes) for the dog to handle, but damn ... I gotta have one of those. Hell, two of those.

 

Sorry to interrupt the important hot dog discussion:

New: US now has four aircraft carriers with crew testing positive for Coronavirus:

USS Theodore Roosevelt: 400+
USS Ronald Reagan: <15
USS Nimitz: small #
USS Carl Vinson: 1

- @barbarastarrcnn reporting

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) April 9, 2020

 

oh shit

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Critical, not merely important. And that Teddy Roosevelt, man. No wonder the captain was concerned.

 

It's the Captains fault!!

 

This is too much for me. But Newarkers swear by them

 

Public health but make it fashion https://t.co/GbWpqXurvM pic.twitter.com/srM9KCqJKP

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 9, 2020

 

Flattening the Laffer Curve?

— Meidas Well Try (@ScHEy) April 9, 2020

 

2/ "gold standard" — that's FOXlarioushttps://t.co/DQHZlMZVvm pic.twitter.com/SoiuoX9wDV

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) April 9, 2020

 

Dang...all of that stuffed into the "heel" [we called it the coucaloon] of some crusty Italian bread.

 

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Would you rather have postal service or cruise ships. One is getting bailed out https://t.co/anREnNWsim

— Joe Lockhart (@joelockhart) April 10, 2020

 

Once again, the Republicans are trying to prove how bad our government is by turning our government into shit.

 

"Siri, what would a sociopath say?"

The Wall Street Journal always “forgets” to mention that the ratings for the White House Press Briefings are “through the roof” (Monday Night Football, Bachelor Finale, according to @nytimes) & is only way for me to escape the Fake News & get my views across. WSJ is Fake News!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 9, 2020

 

If you have COBOL skills, NJ needs you!

The COVID-19 outbreak in New Jersey has Gov. Phil Murphy on a search. A search for personal protective equipment for health care workers, medical volunteers — and coders fluent in COBOL, a computing language popular in the 1960s and ’70s that helps run the state’s unemployment insurance system.

Murphy first made a public request for COBOL programmers last weekend.

“Not only do we need health care workers, but given the legacy systems, we should add a page for COBOL computer skills because that’s what we’re dealing with in these legacies,” he told his staff during his daily COVID-19 briefing.

https://whyy.org/articles/why-n-j-w...ear-old-language-in-the-middle-of-a-pandemic/

 

When the call comes out for FORTRAN imma be a ********in hero....

 

Man, barely touched COBOL in college before moving onto FORTRAN.