Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

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  1. JohnR

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    Jun 23, 2000
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    This sums up my political viewpoint neatly.
     
  2. superdave

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    Now I can't stop fantasizing about Samuel L. going Full Metal Jules on Trump.
     
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  3. dapip

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  4. Auriaprottu

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    The back of the bus
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    All jokes aside, these spoiled preppy dipshits are gonna bring Trump down on the most vulnerable... again
     
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  5. Auriaprottu

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    I need to quit risking insulting these people... "Boy, you better take whatever crumbs I choose to drop and be glad I didn't just vote Trump outright..."
     
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  6. InTheSun

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    Susie from Curb your enthusiasm.
     
  7. Chris M.

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  8. Pønch

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    Donde siempre
    Bill Burr doing his Philadelphia rant.
     
  9. dapip

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  10. Cascarino's Pizzeria

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  11. superdave

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    Good call. She talks faster. She could drop more F bombs per second.
    is there a youtube link I could check out?
     
  12. Dr. Wankler

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    Seriously? None are very good, mostly audio, but there are some that give a rough idea of how this became legendary in stand up comedy lore.
     
  13. dapip

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    Don’t ever let a Republican tell anyone how much they love the troops:


    1248237071732441089 is not a valid tweet id
     
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  14. song219

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    Trump is an old man, he doesn't have the time. It took Stalin 5 years to get Trotsky deported and another 11 to have him shot.
     
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  15. superdave

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    hatethesinlovethesinnerhatethesinlovethesinnerhatethesinlovethesinner

    C'mon, God, give me a pass on just this ONE GUY! That's all I ask!
     
  16. song219

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    Apr 5, 2004
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    If it was possible at one time for the Word to become flesh, isn't it possible for the same thing to have happened with sin?

    It would fix your dilemma.
     
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  17. Chris M.

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    Maybe Lee Elia? I would say NSFW, but no one is at ********ing work anyway.

     
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  18. Dr. Wankler

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    Lee Elia, not bad. But...



    The countdown is what makes this brilliant.
    Oh. and seriously Not Suitable for Work.
     
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  19. Dr. Wankler

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    Actually, imagining Bill Burr addressing a Trump rally is pretty funny.
     
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  20. superdave

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    Sir, I like the cut of your gib.
     
  21. Dr. Wankler

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    Actually, should anyone be a full on comedy nerd: Bill Burr puts it all in context



    Somewhat more suitable for work than the actual rant.
     
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  22. superdave

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    Get's a little repetitive. It's not Patton Oswalt on Parks and Recreation.
     
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  23. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
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    Burr was right about Frazier, of course:

    Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. He decided to turn from his prepared comedy routine and start ripping the crowd of young Philadelphians. He ripped the Flyers, Ben Franklin, the Liberty Bell, everything the New England-born Burr could think of. And then he went for the jugular.

    “Bunch of fcking losers,” he shouted at a booing crowd. “Fcking Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fcking guy who doesn’t even exist. You got Joe Frazier from here but he’s black so you can’t fcking deal with him, so you make a fcking statue of some three-foot fcking Italian you stupid Philly cheese-eating fcking jackasses.”

    ...As the crowd, at this point whipped into a frenzy, screamed wildly, the fuming Burr asked again, ”Why don’t you fcking build something for Joe Frazier?” and then stormed off stage.

    https://www.phillymag.com/news/2011/11/11/frazier-rocky
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  24. Dr. Wankler

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    Interesting article, but there's no evidence that he stormed off the stage.

    Personally, my favorite was when he referred to every Steak-n-cheese place in the city to fcking Subways. That and "One minute to play in the period" after the countdown
     
  25. Chris M.

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    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    I never saw this one. Triumph returned to The Weiner Circle in Chicago after the Cubs won. :)

     
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