If you could pick one person to curse Donald Trump out on live television in that press room for one minute straight, right to his face, who would it be? I think I would go with Samuel L. Jackson.— Jason Overstreet (@JasonOverstreet) April 8, 2020 Now I can't stop fantasizing about Samuel L. going Full Metal Jules on Trump.
Undaunted Sanders Supporters Announce They’ll Continue Presidential Campaign Without Candidate https://t.co/3LwqNF54qZ pic.twitter.com/4CiPnil4QR— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 8, 2020
All jokes aside, these spoiled preppy dipshits are gonna bring Trump down on the most vulnerable... again
I need to quit risking insulting these people... "Boy, you better take whatever crumbs I choose to drop and be glad I didn't just vote Trump outright..."
President Trump today after the resignation of Navy chief Tom Modly: “I don’t know him.”Trump and Modly at the Army-Navy game, four months ago: pic.twitter.com/83GGveTmsH— Jack Detsch (@JackDetsch) April 7, 2020
Good call. She talks faster. She could drop more F bombs per second. is there a youtube link I could check out?
Seriously? None are very good, mostly audio, but there are some that give a rough idea of how this became legendary in stand up comedy lore.
Don’t ever let a Republican tell anyone how much they love the troops: 1248237071732441089 is not a valid tweet id
Trump is an old man, he doesn't have the time. It took Stalin 5 years to get Trotsky deported and another 11 to have him shot.
Absentee Ballots are a great way to vote for the many senior citizens, military, and others who can’t get to the polls on Election Day. These ballots are very different from 100% Mail-In Voting, which is “RIPE for FRAUD,” and shouldn’t be allowed!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 8, 2020 hatethesinlovethesinnerhatethesinlovethesinnerhatethesinlovethesinner C'mon, God, give me a pass on just this ONE GUY! That's all I ask!
If it was possible at one time for the Word to become flesh, isn't it possible for the same thing to have happened with sin? It would fix your dilemma.
Lee Elia, not bad. But... The countdown is what makes this brilliant. Oh. and seriously Not Suitable for Work.
Actually, should anyone be a full on comedy nerd: Bill Burr puts it all in context Somewhat more suitable for work than the actual rant.
Burr was right about Frazier, of course: Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. He decided to turn from his prepared comedy routine and start ripping the crowd of young Philadelphians. He ripped the Flyers, Ben Franklin, the Liberty Bell, everything the New England-born Burr could think of. And then he went for the jugular. “Bunch of fcking losers,” he shouted at a booing crowd. “Fcking Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a fcking guy who doesn’t even exist. You got Joe Frazier from here but he’s black so you can’t fcking deal with him, so you make a fcking statue of some three-foot fcking Italian you stupid Philly cheese-eating fcking jackasses.” ...As the crowd, at this point whipped into a frenzy, screamed wildly, the fuming Burr asked again, ”Why don’t you fcking build something for Joe Frazier?” and then stormed off stage. https://www.phillymag.com/news/2011/11/11/frazier-rocky/
Interesting article, but there's no evidence that he stormed off the stage. Personally, my favorite was when he referred to every Steak-n-cheese place in the city to fcking Subways. That and "One minute to play in the period" after the countdown