Trump Presidency Tweets 3 - The Old Man and the Seethe

Oh there have been worse. Like Goodfellas losing to this

 

The one time Trump doesn't bully corporations is when they need bullying. Figures.

 

Preach it, brother!

 

He's looking to break the death record set in 1918

 

He does like to be first.

 

Anyone who says he now soberly accepts the realiity of the pandemic. No. He switched claims. From we're doing a fantastic job, the virus is like 15 people to we're doing a fantastic job, if we did nothing it would be millions dead.

Those calling him sober are the marks.

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) March 31, 2020

 

I've seen rumblings online that his latest pivot is not sitting well with his base, with some feeling duped (shocking!). I expect todays yell at the nasty media event he will be back to normal.

 

His buttsuckers go up and down like yo-yos based on his latest swing in mood. It has to be exhausting.

 

But not to worry, after a phone call from Trump to Putin yesterday. Help is on the way. (Although I wasn’t privy to the call content)
Magnanimous Mother Russia is coming to save us.

Have we no fkn Shame. Sell for a profit and take charity (well nobody said it doesn’t have a cost) from Putin.

Russia sends plane full of medical gear to help US fight coronavirus
https://nypost.com/2020/04/01/coronavirus-russia-sends-military-plane-with-medical-gear-to-us/amp/

 

This is the one time he may actually Win!

 

All those broken noses!

 

We've declined so far as a nation that we must plead with Russia for help?

 

Deranged Cheeto:

This presser was supposed to be about preparing the American ppl for 100,000+ potential deaths from #coronavirus.

Yet, it has now turned into a typical Trump whining session about his deranged sense of victimhood.

He’s such a pathetic human being. Smh 🤬

— Tara Setmayer 🌻 (@TaraSetmayer) March 31, 2020

Delusional Presser:

This tweet from 51 minutes ago isn’t aging well https://t.co/woB1JzcFRQ

— john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) March 31, 2020

Strategic cheating:

WOW.

White House admits that it is allocating aid based off of which states matter to Trump's re-election.

This is criminal. https://t.co/dmyn7dLBGx pic.twitter.com/rfoQi6xvAS

— Doug Gordon (@dgordon52) March 31, 2020

 

Seriously, why do they still fall for it?

It's nonsense like this that makes @meganamram's daily "Today was the day Donald trump finally became president" tweets funny. https://t.co/STPJOMbRsE

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) March 31, 2020

Trump is going to wake up tomorrow and have forgotten everything that happened today beyond a vague sense that he did a great job. He'll turn on the TV and just start fresh from there, like he does every single day. Apparently he's not alone in this! https://t.co/ZR2muz8i1F

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) March 31, 2020

 

In normal times, New York pays taxes to the federal government, who then sends that money to Florida. Now their doing it with respirators.

 

Trump's Florida strategy has so far been, "Floridians will vote for me if I insult Californians." Now it is "Floridians will vote for me if I kill New Yorkers." Upping the stakes.

 

Disgusting:

This is disgusting. Kelly Loeffler sold even more stock than we thought after her private Coronavirus briefing- nearly $19 million.

How much PPE would that buy?

She would know- she took money out of retail & INVESTED IN A COMPANY THAT MAKES PPE.
https://t.co/N5AvUEpP7v

— Katie Hill (@KatieHill4CA) April 1, 2020

 

Death is not just good for the undertaker

We are going to find out they delayed their response to give them time to figure out a way to maximize the profits they could make from this pandemic - mark my words.

— 🇺🇦🌻So Damned Tired🌻🇺🇦 (@PamelaRozaHayes) April 1, 2020

 

That's gonna be really hard to defend.

 

Congress must pass the old, and very strongly proven, deductibility by businesses on restaurants and entertainment. This will bring restaurants, and everything related, back - and stronger than ever. Move quickly, they will all be saved!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2020

I'm really, really, really finding it hard not to completely ********ing hate the rich. What with church shut down and all.

WTF. I guess we know what FoxNews was talking about when this tweet went out.

Upon information and belief, Iran or its proxies are planning a sneak attack on U.S. troops and/or assets in Iraq. If this happens, Iran will pay a very heavy price, indeed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2020

 

The answer to a plague? Tax cut!

As for the second tweet, time to dig up all those times that Trump tweeted about how Obama would start a war to distract the public from his failures.

He isn't just relying on voter stupidity, he's doubling down on it.

 

Donald Trump used the word 'indeed' in a sentence. Correctly.

Today was the day he became president.

 

“Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t drug, rape, murder and eat anyone today, so maybe he’s starting to understand it’s not socially acceptable.”

“Only time will tell, Steve... in other news, no sports again today because people are dying, so here is sport guy Chet bouncing a ball.” https://t.co/v5wTnAEAYp

— TBogg (@tbogg) April 1, 2020

 

Had this been last year, I would've assumed that Bolton wrote that.

 

Someone in the West Wing must have found one of those word-books that was left behind by one of those pointy-headed intellectuals from the Obama administration. What do you call them things? A "Taurus?" No, but it's something like that....