Transfers - The Great Media Clickbait Rumour BS Thread

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  1. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    I think we need to be open to the possibility that good players don't want to come to Tottenham. Probably no European football next year, manager may get sacked, supporters are booing the players. It's got to be a tough sell.
     
  2. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    I think we need to be open to the certainty that our director of football, Johan Lange, and our head of recruitment, Rob McKenzie, are incompetent muppets.

    I think we need to be open to the certainty that our CEO, Vinai Venkatesham, is a highly-paid circus employee, and that the Lewis family are only here to line their pockets and don't give a royal shit about the football club.

    We are in severe danger of going down.
     
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  3. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    Tottenham to look for a Paratici replacement, planning to stick with two sporting directors.

    Because it’s worked out so well this far. Also, more news about planning to get someone to plan to buy players, rather than – you know, actually buying players.

    Morbidly curious to see what this summer brings as the first Levy-less main window. The winter window has done nothing to disprove that we are a fundamentally unserious club when it comes to football.

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/footbal...lacement-fabio-paratici-co-sporting-director/
     
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  4. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Like I said, if we stick with these clowns, we are going down, if not this season, then next season.

    Flange's interview on the club Website was an absolute disgrace.

    This tosser and his inept scouting team are destroying the club.
     
  5. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Why is that when I think of the club, comic strip characters come to mind?

    Does anyone remember Mr. Dithers from the Blondie comic strip? That's who Vinai and Flange remind me of.
     
  6. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    I went back and had a gander at last January's interview with Flange, and it was the same waffle.

    The incompetent Dane said he was very satisfied with the signings of Tel, Danso and Kinsky.

    So in the last 2 January windows, he has signed one regular first-team player, Conor Gallagher.
     
  7. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    We have an agreement in place to sell Veliz to Bahia in the summer - 9 million euros plus a 20% sell on clause. Please, please, don't get injured and screw this up!

    I read somewhere (take with a grain of salt) that Spurs made the "most lucrative" offer to Semenyo, but he still chose City instead. Nice of him to not laugh out loud...
     
  8. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    That's all well and good, but why weren't other attackers targeted during the window?

    Flange and the recruitment team are toilet.
     
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  9. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Elements in the media saying Bayern have had talks with Vuscovic's agent.
    Isn't this just old school tapping up, and isn't this illegal?
     
  10. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    If you have ownership that is aware of what is going on, but our CEO is a clueless twat.

    Barca have contacted us about him as well, the vultures are circling,
     
  11. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    As soon as I heard that Vuskovic's loan had been extended another year, I figured we had a problem.

    I'll be mildly surprised if we ever see him in a Spurs kit.
     
  12. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Our next signing should be the entire Bodø/Glimt squad and coaching staff.
     
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  13. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Our supporters wouldn't rate their players.
     
  14. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They are doing something right. They play great football
     
  15. NewDadaCoach

    NewDadaCoach Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Sep 28, 2019
    California
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This year they have beaten
    Man City 3-1
    Atletico Madrid 2-1
    Inter Milan 3-1
    Inter Milan 2-1
    Sporting 3-0

    Their stadium seats 8,000 and their budget is 1/10 that of Spurs
     
  16. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    But they didn't beat us - they're rubbish.

    All joking aside, they are successful because they have a system in place, scouting, recruitment, player development, a competent medical team, and a manager in place that they have backed.

    We have none of that at our club and never have under Levy/Enic.

    You could bring in their manager, but with the Danish Pastry, Flange, and My Cousin Vinai in charge, he would be gone by November.
     
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