Transfers - The Great Media Clickbait Rumour BS Thread

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  1. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    #1526 Golara, Aug 25, 2025
    Last edited: Aug 25, 2025
    It's just incompetence from the chairman.

    It has been 46 days since we signed Kudus.

    7 days left in the window: tick-tock, tick-tock, Daniel...
     
  2. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    47 days since the Kudus signing.

    6 days left in the window, calling Daniel Levy...Daniel, are you there? Johan? Fabio? Anybody?
     
  3. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Why you don't leave your transfer business to the last week: Newcastle have their 50 million pound bid for Strand Larsen of Wolves turned down. Strand effing Larsen.
     
  4. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Fabrice Hawkins (no idea who this is) is reporting that Galatasaray have agreed personal terms with Yves Bissouma

    Exclusive: Yves Bissouma is set to join Galatasaray. Negociations at final stage between Tottenham and Gala for the transfer of the midfielder. Personal terms already agreed.
     
  5. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    The rumor mill is in a frenzy reporting we’re “trying” to hijack the Xavi deal.

    We have this guy at work. He’s the first person to volunteer to show their work when a meeting is likely going to be cancelled and/or it’s a staff meeting with leadership who won’t attend the actual meeting, but has to be practically forced at gunpoint to show it at a standing meeting. It’s an incredible tactic, to the higher ups it looks like he’s proactive to decision makers.

    I bring this up for no particular reason.
     
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  6. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    The window has been open 89 days.

    Let's see what our fearless chairman, who has told everyone he wants to win the PL and the CL, has done in that time.

    He has signed Mohammed Kudus on a permanent deal and Palhinha on loan.

    He has effed up 2 release clause transfers (Morgan Gibbs-White and Eberechi Eze).

    He has failed to close deals for Savinho and Nico Paz.

    He has sold Son and Josh Keely for a total of 21 million pounds.
     
  7. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    How a real club operates in the transfer market.

    Chelsea have sold 13 players, this window for a total of 275 million pounds, including Nkunku today to Milan for 36 million.

    While they and other teams are strenghthening, Levy is haggling over a loan deal for Bissouma to Galatasaray.
     
  8. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Chelsea are anything but a real club.
     
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  9. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    I hear we have Simons from another site. Good acquisition if true.
     
  10. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Unless Chelsea come in. They had already agreed personal terms with the player earlier this summer, and he would prefer a move to them.
     
  11. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Even Manure doing good business: they've sold Garnacho and Hojlund for 80 million combined.
     
  12. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Romano now saying that we've finalized a deal - in the middle of the night - with RB Leipzig for Xavi Simons. All that's left is to sort terms with the player, who himself is pushing to get this done ASAP, so Romano's saying this will be sewn up by morning (physical pending, presumably).

    We all know better than to get excited until we see the player in the shirt, or holding up the scarf, of course. And if im honest, Romano's sterling reputation has taken a bit of a hit in this window.

    ... but if I dont wake up tomorrow to the news of our new signing, I'll be one grumpy bastard by the time I get to work.
     
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  13. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    As per Ben Jacobs:

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  14. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    HERE WE GO!

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  15. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Now I can go to bed, it is 1:20 am in the Mighty Pacific Northwest.
     
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  16. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    Medical completed for Simons.
     
  17. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
    posted 7 minutes ago
    comment by Amanda Hugginkiss (U11574)
    posted 19 minutes ago
    "Simons is absolutely class. No way this happens, he'll want Chelsea and for some reason they want even more attacking mids
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    'Crumbs from Chelsea's table' according to LLM
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    Although Simmons is a good player and a great backup, he does come across as a mercenary" Just thought I'd post this comment from another site about no way he's coming to us. Best to take comments with a pinch of salt ay and wait until the event actually happens.

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  18. Chickasaw

    Chickasaw Member

    Spurs
    England
    May 8, 2022
    Now I've read Chelsea will hijack......oh well.
     
  19. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
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    Tottenham Hotspur FC
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    England
    At last! My only worry is, with Simons and Kudus, we may have exceeded our cornrows quota.
     
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  20. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    As we wait to see whether Simons will actually sign with us, I ran across this quote from a notable baseball player. Seems appropriate.

    "I am the most loyal player money can buy."

    ~ Don Sutton
     
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  21. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    I don't recall ever watching Simons play but, after watching a highlight video, I'm impressed.
     
  22. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
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    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Simons is official.
     
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  23. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    From what I understand, the lad stayed overnight in the training ground hotel, and had his medical in the middle of the night. I am sure Frank had a role to play in convincing the pIayer to sign (where are all those people who said he couldn't attract top players?).

    Now that's how you get a big transfer over the line. I didn't think Levy had it in him, so credit to the chairman (yes, I said it - don't get used to it).

    Now let's keep going and get some more in!
     
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  24. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Who are you and what have you done with Golera?
     
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