Totti buys banana farm

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  1. Velvet

    Velvet New Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Austria
    Totti has just bought a banana farm in Somalia according to Reuters. The farm is said to be 300hq big and it contains loads of banana bushes. Totti has said that he is very happy with the purchase and is looking forward to growing hundreds of bananas. His favorite fruit is obviously banana. Every morning he eats two bananas and in the afternoon one banana. He has been said, and I paraphrase, "I love bananas! They're simply delicious!". Totti has been said to have fallen in love with bananas at his recent tour to Somalia, where he met a bunch of banana farmers. There he saw the light and shelled out some cash for his own banana farm. The locals are already anxiously waiting for the football player to arrive and ask for some football tricks to beat up the local opponents. Somalia's ambassador for Italy has welcomed Totti with open arms and he is offering a welcoming dinner to Totti and his family. There are a few things players do before a game that never get to the public, but one of these is not a secret: Totti eats one banana before every game. At the end of the interview Totti smirks a face and offers me a banana: "Want a banana, pretty?"

    Reporting from Somalia, Günther Jauch
     
  2. FNU

    FNU BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Mar 6, 2007
    Monte Vesuvio
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    SSC Napoli
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    Italy
    I thought Somalians HATED Italians! LOL Totti e pazzo!:eek:
     
  3. Velvet

    Velvet New Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Austria
    Yes sure, but for Totti they will do anything. Everyone loves TOTTI! :)
     
  4. FNU

    FNU BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Mar 6, 2007
    Monte Vesuvio
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    I don't. lol :D
     
  5. Dj_Luca

    Dj_Luca New Member

    May 5, 2007
    Toronto
    What a scemo.
     
  6. Velvet

    Velvet New Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Austria
    Indeed, would you like some more details?
     
  7. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    So now when he sings:
    ciuccia la ciucia la ciuccia la banana laziale merda fijo de putanna.......
    He will really mean it!:D
     
  8. Velvet

    Velvet New Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Austria
    Cmon guys, lets talk about this recent headline!
     
  9. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    Italy
    Per una banale scusa oppure per la scusa di una banana bisogna parlare veramente delle banane? :D ;)
     
  10. Cassano

    Cassano Member

    Jul 16, 2004
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Johnny Stecchino liked bananas but then after his experience in Palermo didn't want to buy bananas anymore:

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  11. FNU

    FNU BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Mar 6, 2007
    Monte Vesuvio
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  12. Gioca

    Gioca Member

    Jun 13, 2004
    Hartford
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    US Città di Palermo
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    United States
    Agriturismo!!!
     
  13. falvo

    falvo Member+

    Mar 27, 2005
    San Jose & Florence
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    I was going to get involved in a Agriturismo when I went to Italy. You get a subsidiary from the government while renting out an Inn as long as you show that the land will live off itself and that you show that you are providing the state with agriculture.
    I decided I didn't want to do it but Totti would probably have workers/farmers and/or contadini working for him. I seriously doubt even after he stops playing he would want to stay there. Then again that is kind of what Baggio is currently doing. Baggio & Totti however, are two different personalities.
     
  14. Velvet

    Velvet New Member

    Jan 1, 2005
    Austria

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