Top ten reasons why Democrats will file lawsuits to reverse the election results.

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  1. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    The democratic party has released a list of lawsuits that it plans to file in conjunction with the ACLU and other allies in the next few days.

    Here are the top ten reasons why the democrats will file a lawsuit to contend that they were disenfranchised and to reverse the results of the election.

    10) Many Democrats were confused because they could not find Gray Davis in the list of over 130 candidates, so they mistakenly left the ballot blank.

    9) Many Democrats were not aware that they could vote for Davis and still vote for Bustamante, so they mistakenly left the ballot blank.

    8) Many Democrats cannot write, so they were disenfranchised by ballots that require the use of a pen to fill a square next to the candidate's name or the yes/no answer.

    7) Many Democrats are computer illiterate so it is unfair to disenfranchise them by asking them to vote on a computer screen.

    6) Many democrats got confused when media pundits said that a vote for McClintock would help Bustamante become governor, so they mistakenly voted for McClintock.

    5) Many democrats cannot read, so they were unable to read the critical articles against Arnold Schwarzennegger that appeared right before the election in the LA times.

    4) Many democrats stayed home on election day because they were afraid that Arnold Schwarzennegger might grope them.

    3) Many democrats were confused by the ballots and voted accidentally for Arnold Schwarzenneger due to the unfair fact that both Schwarzenneger and Cruz Bustamante have foreign names.

    2) Many democrats were confused and accidentally voted for Larry Flint and other minor candidates who were unfairly listed also as democrats.

    1) Many democrats were unable to drive to vote because they are undocumented aliens and are still in the process of obtaining a driver's license.
     
  2. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
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    #1- More people voted for Davis than Arnold.
     
  3. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
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    Davis and Busta have both said that they are not challenging the election, so any lawsuits are not coming with the blessing of the people who could actually benefit from them.
     
  4. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
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    1. Many Democrats thought the word no and Davis are the same.
     
  5. Dante

    Dante Moderator
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    Nov 19, 1998
    Binghamton, NY
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    No (Davis): 3,438,424
    Schwarzenegger: 3,475,671

    Fuzzy math? ;)
     
  6. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Latest numbers according to AP:

    3,601, 797 Arnold
    3,487,589 No on the recall

    Damn! That is close enough to ask the courts for a recount! Quick, blanket the media! Mobilize the lawyers!

    Oh, but there is some hope for democrats. The L.A. times has its own count.

    Davis 20,000,000
    Arnold 0

    :D
     
  7. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
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    And Canute Keller calls liberals condescending?
     
  8. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I can't wait to gloat when Shrub is kicked out of office next November.
     
  9. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
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    Y'all have no idea how proud I am of this. ;)
     
  10. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Argentina
    :D

    A little attempt at eary morning humour, Foosinho. Take it for what its worth.
     
  11. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
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    True. You know I was only joking. I made it way over the top so even the most dense will get it. No democratic leaders other than Jesse Jackson have said anything about lawsuits since the election. And the L.A. Times reported that there were no irregularities and the voting went smooth.

    And BTW, I didn't cancel my subscription. I critizice the Times when I think they made a mistake, but I still read it.
     

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