Top 10 Reasons Why We Will Beat the Revs

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  1. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Real Madrid, DC United, anywhere Pulisic plays
    Aug 3, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    1) Because we have to
    2) Because we have to
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  2. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    11. Nick Rimando
     
  3. Victory

    Victory Member

    Sep 20, 2000
    RFK LOT 8
    12. Because we have to eventually win a road game.
     
  4. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    13. Because I believe the Revs are unbeaten in their last 2, obviously too long a streak for a crappy team like theirs.
     
  5. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Top 10 Resons why United will beat the Revs

    From the home office in Elon, NC

    10) Kante fulfills second half of acquisition and nets and own goal.
    9) Serna and Chacon warm up in Fusion colors and refuse to enter the game against their old coach.
    8) Llamosa still loves us and lets Zambrano beat him to a header
    7) Rusty Pierce repents for years of impersonating Ted Eck - rendering him helpless
    6) Brian Kamler's wife likes our fans better than New England's fans. And we still appreciate the Kamlers.
    5) Jay Heaps called in to the USA Basketball team.
    4) Jim Rooney quits after growing tired of Ferris Bueller mocking him "Rooney, you're and a$$hole"
    3) The giveaway was scheduled to be Fernando Clavijo bobbleheads, and irate fans wonder where the free toy is
    2) The Midnight Riders
    1) Wolde Harris ran out of nipple tape
     
  6. SABuffalo786

    SABuffalo786 New Member

    May 18, 2002
    Buffalo, New York
    14. I will be there. (United are undefeated everytime I grace them with my presence.)
     
  7. MarioKempes

    MarioKempes Member+

    Real Madrid, DC United, anywhere Pulisic plays
    Aug 3, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    :D

    We have a winner
     
  8. Th4119

    Th4119 Member

    Jul 26, 2001
    Annandale, VA
    Re: Top 10 Resons why United will beat the Revs

    Word, I might have to check up on her this weekend and tell her to make Brian knock one in against his own team this time, instead of putting away the winner like last time at CMGI/Gillete.
     
  9. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    Beccause they suck even more than we do.
     
  10. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    Because, damn it, we suck, but in MLS, we will make the playoffs!!!
     
  11. Kenobi

    Kenobi Member

    Jul 11, 1999
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because by beating the Revs, we'll be looking at the most important clash with the Mutts since the '96 playoffs.
     
  12. Footer Phooter

    Jul 23, 2000
    Falls Church, VA
    I do love beating the Metro Craps...bring it on !!!!
     
  13. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    If (when) we beat the Rev's, I think it's up to everyone of us to bring as many people to that game as possible. We HAVE GOT TO ROCK THE HOUSE that night. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First we have to win Saturday. PERIOD.
     
  14. GrillMaster

    GrillMaster Member

    Aug 31, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Exactly what occurred to me when I saw the subject of this thread. :D

    GM
     

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