Toon-Blunderland, 26 April, 3 p.m., Land of the Relegated [R]

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by CrewToon, Apr 24, 2003.

  1. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    The lads need 3 points. Because it's those smarmy Mackems in likely the last meeting for a while, it has the potential to be a tight one.

    Oh yeah... just because we can:

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  2. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Not saying a word. Just want the win.

    Repeat after me.
     
  3. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Ah, fuck it.

    This is for the Mackem trolls that have been swinging by lately:

    Mackems can win by 100 goals, THEY'RE STILL GOING TO THE FIRST DIVISION.

    ENJOY SELLING OFF HALF YOUR SQUAD YOU MORONS!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


    That is it.
     
  4. Wide Boy

    Wide Boy New Member

    Aug 23, 2002
    London
    You really think they are going to sell many of them (as opposed just to cancelling their contracts)?
     
  5. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought that was Leeds. :D Anyway, I want to win, for pride, for berth, but most of all for pride in this derby. C'mon lads!
     
  6. Sunboy

    Sunboy New Member

    Apr 11, 2003
    England
    ya what ?

    I WILL BE THERE SINGING MY HEART OUT FOR THE LADS FTM TILL I DIE, ALL TOGETHER NOW, WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS WE F***ING HATE WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS WE F***ING HATE WE F***ING HATE THE MAGS
     
  7. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Re: ya what ?



    Love the fact that you asshats come over here to post because there's nobody in the Sunderland forum.
     
  8. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    that is a crap song. where is the humour and tune to that?
     
  9. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    TOON WIN 1-0



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  10. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Game notes:

    Solano has winning goal, a PK in 42'.

    Shots on goal: Toon 18, Crap relegated squad 12

    Possession: Stylish, European qualifiers 60%, First division Mackem hacks 40%

    Top of the Table Squad: Given, Griffin, Hughes, O'Brien, Woodgate, Dyer, Jenas, Solano, Viana, Bellamy, Shearer

    Subs: Caldwell for O'Brien (18)
    Ameobi for A_Shearer (25)
    Bernard for Viana (71)

    Losers: Sorensen, Bjorklund, Craddock, Gray, Arca, Kilbane, Thornton, Williams, Bellion, Kyle, Proctor

    Morons who came in late to taste defeat on the field:
    Ryan for Proctor (75)
    Flo for Arca (82)
     
  11. mackem_ftm

    mackem_ftm New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    York
    god you lot are so arrogant. a totally unconvincing 1-0 win (if you think different you need to remove your tinted specs) and you are acting over the moon about it. i guess you are just trying to hide your relief after your 'stylish european qualifiers' were run that close by a team of first division hacks.
     
  12. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Ahhhhh. The whole "you should have beaten us by 10" defense. Doesn't exactly mask over the fact that you suck, now, does it?

    And "stylish european qualifiers" also means "they get a lot of results."

    See, there's NOTHING you morons can say that will wipe the smiles off of our collective faces. We beat you at home. We beat you at Stadium of Shite. We're going to play in Europe next year, you'll be playing in the First Division. We're going to buy players in the offseason, you'll be selling your squad.

    NOTHING you can say.
     
  13. mackem_ftm

    mackem_ftm New Member

    Jun 8, 2002
    York
    i'm not trying to wipe the smiles off your ugly faces, i know that's not possible the way things are at the moment. i'm just trying to keep your feet on the ground so it won't hurt too much when you eventually fall down.

    ah to heck with it, i'll enjoy watching you suffer when the time comes.
     
  14. Toon³

    Toon³ Member

    Dec 27, 2002
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    It was a close thing. End to End stuff a typical derby match. Sunderland didn't look as bad as they did under Sgt Wilko but they were still not that good
     
  15. colinh9

    colinh9 New Member

    Apr 26, 2003
    NY
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    TOon army toon army!

    Oh and if I was a mackem....

    I'd be forced to kill myself

    Oh enjoy the nationwide!!!!!!!!!!
    Have fun in the 1st division oh have fun in the first division hahahhahahah.

    Newcastle rules!!

    Long live the toon
     
  16. geordienation

    geordienation Moderator

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Club:
    Newcastle United FC
    Fulham 1-1 Chelsea
    Liverpool 100-0 Baggies


    BIG. Nice to see Chelsea choke away two points and put us back into third.
     
  17. rokstedy

    rokstedy Member+

    I love commieball
    Apr 20, 2001
    Northwest Orange County
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Would've been better if Fulham had won, but oh well, we'll seal the CL berth with the next match, right boys? C'mon lads!
     
  18. CrewToon

    CrewToon Member

    Jun 13, 1999
    Greenbrier Farm
    A present for our friends on Wearside. :D

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