To all Mathis doubters....

Discussion in 'New York Red Bulls' started by eric d, Feb 27, 2003.

  1. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    And fans from other teams that have no idea about soccer or sports in general.

    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=259293&cc=5739

     
  2. sdipar

    sdipar New Member

    Dec 30, 1999
    And this means what? Someone else with a hernia gives Mathis credibility? I am not even a Mathis doubter. Just trying to understand what this proves?
     
  3. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998


    Morons, otherwise known as big soccer posters, think Mathis has a Sports Hernia because he is some beer swilling 300 lbs striker from the Unibond league. Sports Hernias are extremely common and can affect anyone.

    Capisce?
     
  4. sdipar

    sdipar New Member

    Dec 30, 1999
    I assume that you mean all of us morons with less than 4400 posts on Big Soccer?
     
  5. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998

    No I am a moron, simply because I continue to post here. You are a moron because you are taking exception to somehting that you yourself say your not one of the group I am slagging off.
     
  6. JerzyRebel

    JerzyRebel New Member

    Sep 18, 2002
    Land of Paulie Walnuts
    I think he meant all the morons that look for any excuse to rip Clint and ran with the hernia story.
     
  7. socrne1

    socrne1 Member

    Liverpool FC
    United States
    Feb 12, 2003
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Every guy knows that a Hernia is no laughing matter and that he will be out for awhile...lets just hope he doesn't drink or eat to much on his vacation. There goes getting back in shape.
     
  8. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998

    Thank you, moron.
     
  9. sdipar

    sdipar New Member

    Dec 30, 1999
    I have yet to question Mathis' ability, or reason for his injury. I only question that your initial post does anything to discredit his doubters.
     
  10. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    The fact that his injury is common in sports and has little to do with his current physical conditioning?

    Hmm, maybe I am the moron. I see 2+2 and think 4. You see 2+2 and tell me to prove its 4.
     
  11. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    mo·ron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môrn, mr-)
    n.
    A stupid person; a dolt.
    Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

    By the way, how old are you Eric D?
     
  12. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
  13. sdipar

    sdipar New Member

    Dec 30, 1999
    The first step to recovery is to admit you have the problem. Congratulations.
     
  14. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    Thanks! Quite a good quip- can I borrow it sometime?


    How I long for the days as you wax homoerotic poetry about Mathis' midsection, or how World Class Strikers never miss any sitters. You calling me a moron is a compliment.
     
  15. GIO17

    GIO17 Member

    Nov 29, 1998
    Eric D: It's not so much our fellow Metro Supporters that are ripping him, it's the idiots on the USA Boards that are letting Clint have it for nothing. I put a post in the News & Analysis section. Go over there and tell off those morons as well since they don't know anything either.

    Clint will be better and ready for Metro season 2003, right on time for April 12th opener.
     
  16. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    Please don't help me. You weaken my position. I could care less about them. This forum, although barely tolerable is the best of the lot- that forum is just above the DC forum for the amount of imbeciles that infest it.
     
  17. JerzyRebel

    JerzyRebel New Member

    Sep 18, 2002
    Land of Paulie Walnuts
    Hey Eric, how about getting the stick out of your ass.
     
  18. Sweeper

    Sweeper New Member

    Feb 11, 1999
    I would just like to add other quips that can be used in this thread:

    "Who rained on your parade?"

    "Who pissed in your cheerios?"

    "I know what you are, but what am I?"

    "Did you take the short bus to school?"
     
  19. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998
    Get sdipar and come on over and help get it out.
     
  20. GIO17

    GIO17 Member

    Nov 29, 1998
    Glory hog aren't ya Eric? Fine, whatever I can careless. I was on backup for you, but since you don't want it, it's fine. Ain't losing sleep over it.
     
  21. Wolves_67

    Wolves_67 Member

    Oct 27, 2002
    Pasadena, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's for sure! Never laugh if you have a hernia!
    It really, really, really hurts when you laugh!
     
  22. cl_hanley

    cl_hanley New Member

    Sep 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa
    eric d and GIO17,
    The proper terminology is could not or cannot care less. By saying that you could care less or can care less means that at this moment you actually care to some extent.

    Morons.
















    ....just keeping in spirit with the thread.
     
  23. eric d

    eric d Member

    Sep 9, 1998

    I could CARE LESS what some piece of white trash from Orange County has to say about this. Back to the trailer park with you.
     
  24. MetroFreekieDeekie

    MetroFreekieDeekie New Member

    Dec 19, 2002
    "OK, now this won't hurt a bit, just turn your head and cough......"
     
  25. riverplate

    riverplate Member+

    Jan 1, 2003
    Corona, Queens
    Club:
    CA River Plate
    Look, this is a prep for the "Clint didn't kick ass this year because..." bunch. It's always something. (And leave Ashley Cole out of it. Clint Mathis isn't fit to clean Ashley Cole's bathroom.)

    Also, why is it the same morons who constantly accuse the boys from South America of diving better than Greg Louganis are the first in line with excuses for this stiff.
     

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