Ok people, its that time of the year again when the college soccer gurlz get their chance to strut their stuff in front of the nation (NO NOT LIKE THAT ANSON!!!) Its time for WCC smack...any team in the tourney, anything goes!!! and of course ANYBODY BUT CAROLINA I claim first dibs on carolina and dirtball smack! :clears throat: (to the tune of Old McDonald) Anson Dorrance had a team, O-O-G-L-E, And on this team he had a blonde, O-O-G-L-E, With an ass check here and a short skirt there, no wonder he made her his leading scorer, Anson Dorrance had a team O-O-G-L-E And on this team he had a tramp O-O-G-L-E with a lie down here and a quick goal there no wonder shes the starting goalie, Anson Dorrance had a team O-O-G-L-E, and on this team he had Deb Keller O-O-G-L-E with a lawsiut here, and standing up for your rights no wonder you never heard of her...Anson dorrance had a team and he is an A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any other WCC smacketh down? And oh yeah. Big Schill and Nova team fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhaahhhaha....dude thats some funny ************. did ya'll hear that anson dorance and marcia wallis played golf together....personal i dont they were hitting golf balls with them clubs...i think he was shovin em up somewhere...
Tennessee is a force to be reckoned with....they will kick UNC's ass...yall may think they aint ************ but that will change when they kick the Heels' ass into next week!
Oh, that's good. Here I got one. It goes something like Poe's "The Raven." For the purists out there, I know that the syllables don't always add up, but I don't really care. Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak November And each Stanford player brought her top-ranked game to U-Dub's door Eagerly I yelled and cheered, but it was not to be I feared As the final seconds neared, at my heart each clock's tick tore Rustad's presence sorely missed, enough to cause the 1-nil score A loss that stings for evermore. 'Be that game our sign of parting, bird and fiend,' I shriek upstarting 'Get thee back to California, get thee back to the Bay's shore' To the team I'd like to yell (to the assistant coach as well) 'You can all just go to hell' p)...They earned their rank with wins galore But can they really take it all? Is a Stanford win in store? Quoth the Card'nal: Nevermore.