Time to change the forum tagline

I concur. A blank spot would sum up the past few years rather nicely.

 

We are still a long, long ways from that level of visceral, raw, unadulterated hatred.

 

"Columbus Crew: The only thing we loathe more than our team is ourselves."

 

Columbus 'til I die, Columbus 'til I die, I watch this team, I contemplate committing suicide.

 

"Hardest working team until minute 85"

 

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around
With no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure
For the Funky Cold Medina

 

How about

"It isn't over until the ref says it's over"

or my wife's favorite

"If, in the hallucenation of the Referee...."

 

Columbus Crew: When does the hurting stop, Daddy?

 

In light of MM's recent letter:

"Same Great Suck, Now More Expensive!"

 

I was thinking more along the lines of Eazy-E's "Nobody Move" with such great lines as:

The only thought on my mind was goin' up her.
The suspense was makin' me sick.
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!

 

Columbus Crew: This bitch has a dick?

 

Somehow, I don't think that's gonna make it past the powers that be.

 

Columbus Crew: The Notre Dame of MLS

 

Columbus Crew: 2007 MLS Cup Champions.

 

Columbus Crew Forum: Where complete morons come to whine about how, if the ownership is making money on oil then they should give us free tickets.

 

In the voice of Dr. Nick:

Columbus Crew: Pink Slips For EVERYBODY!

 

Since we're on a Simpsons kick:

Columbus Crew: When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Columbus Crew: Everything going dark, like Duff Stout. The beer that made Ireland famous.

Columbus Crew: Are you ready to get DUFFED?

Columbus Crew: Fat Sigi is a cancer on this fair soccer club! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?

 

can we just use the "ha-ha" from the simpsons?

 

If we're going to use the Simpsons, wouldn't

"Columbus Crew: D'oh!"

about cover it??

 

Columbus Crew: I smell burning

 

Simpsons:


Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs up]