1. Participating in the Alexi Lalas Destruction Tour via Proxy since 2004 2. ...and you thought Lalas could destroy a team 3. Sinking into the abyss... and our parking lot 4. Movings vans will be arriving shortly 5. Dynasty of Draws: Please have a point on us 6. Our crowds are still bigger than KC's
How about: "If you play or coach here, your fans will hate you." Honestly, all this negativity is too much. I'm beginning to think anyone who coaches or plays for the Crew has been drinking too much Crewl-Aid.
I think this is my favorite. Lots of funny ones, with good snark, but waaaay to many of 'em are irrationally negative. "Hide the razor blades" quality, actually.
True enough, probably, but while some people are getting a little upset about "all the negativity", we come by it honestly. How many times do you have to get kicked in the junk before you come to expect to get kicked in the junk? It's inevitable that a good deal of gallows humor hovers around these parts. And in any case, most people come here these days to vent their anger amongst guys of like mind. It's therapy. It's a lot better than having them kicking the dog or something. I say vent away.
come fantasize with us stop by and share in our misery the Crew forums; keeping the makers of Cymbalta rich season after season excellence in, umm; uh - line? just a DP, forward, central defender, coach, left back and playmaker away from having a team the Crew; if MLS was The Simpsons we'd be the Spucklers can we has a sokr team? - (my personal fave) making fanstasy, not a reality continued dominance at winning "you suck" allocations If MLS were a sitcom, we'd be played by Ted McGinley
Not sure if this one would work, but I have a buddy who's a Detroit Lions fan, and his motto is "Rebuilding Since 1957"
How about: "Where 1 fan can still trounce the entire FO at Fantasy MLS Soccer" (yeah, that'd be me, btw, suckas!) How's that for positivity amongst my rain clouds? Keeney wishes he could be half as good as I am, and I've had no trades available since week 9 or 10.
Haha, ok, sorry for derailing there. This thread, however, is great therapy, IMO. Really get all the frustrations out in quick little quips. Straight to the point. No combinations of 5-7-5 syllables. How about: "We is needs $$$ for name Stadium"? Admittedly, I probably have the format of these funny one-liners way off. I liked diablo's but I'm out of rep for him for a while. Can somebody belong all my rep to him?
I'd vote for this choice although I like the construction/work crew reference in our current tagline.