Time to change the forum tagline

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by OU9601, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. OU9601

    OU9601 Member

    Jul 12, 2003
    Lancaster, Ohio
    "Under construction" implies that we're actually building something here...

    *Columbus Crew -- We were missing playoffs before half of you even had a team

    The Crew -- no playoffs, no goals, no DP, no problem!

    Our best players left years ago

    Time to rebuild from the rebuilding

    Columbus -- if it weren't for expansion, we'd draft first every year
     
  2. foozer

    foozer Member

    Dec 19, 2005
    IN
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like.
     
  3. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Perhaps it would be, "Columbus -- if it weren't for expansion, we'd trade the first pick every year."
     
  4. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    Hey, who turned the lights out?
     
  5. pettyfog

    pettyfog Member

    Jan 30, 2000
    Enon OH Exit 49
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    potholes to oblivion

    or

    Columbus Crew: We got good turf
     
  6. calderone01

    calderone01 Member

    Dec 21, 2005
    Pickerington, OH
    "Six feet under the Sod", maybe?
     
  7. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    North Ridgeville, OH
    Columbus Crew....Please take care not to step in our suck.

    Columbus Crew....at least WE could take Appalachian State.
     
  8. Aaron d

    Aaron d Member+

    May 15, 2005
    Wooster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like these two.

    But how about


    - Columbus: Where a low work ethic is valued over wins any day

    - We told you Andrulis was the reason we sucked

    -Players good enough for Europe, but not MLS
     
  9. Coach Dad

    Coach Dad Member

    Mar 6, 2006
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    "We're not crying! We just--- we have something in our eye."
    "Our former players could whip your former players."
    "Our former players could whip your current players."
    "Please buy some cookies to help us fund our DP."
     
  10. Missionary

    Missionary Member

    Jul 13, 2003
    Mission Viejo
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    if you are a young player don't come here because you will get warts on your ass riding the pine.............................
     
  11. crewcrazy17

    crewcrazy17 Member

    Mar 5, 2002
    Medina
    "We don't need Beckham to stink this bad."
    "Who needs a full roster to compete in MLS?"
    "Bringing back the most exciting 80 minutes in soccer"
     
  12. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus- The playoffs are overrated
    Playoffs!!! Playoffs!!!
     
  13. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    North Ridgeville, OH
    Me likey....
     
  14. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus Crew-Proving making the playoffs is not easy as you think.
     
  15. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    Columbus Crew - living proof that hope springs eternal

    Columbus Crew - retrogressing to expansion status
     
  16. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Columbus Crew. Treading water since 1996.
     
  17. PVancouver

    PVancouver Member

    Apr 1, 1999
    If you can coach here, you can coach anywhere.
     
  18. crewcrazy17

    crewcrazy17 Member

    Mar 5, 2002
    Medina
    Adjusted
     
  19. TimD

    TimD Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio, U.S.
    If you think the Jewish religion has waited a long time for a Messiah you should try being a Crew fan.
     
  20. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Still Under Construction
     
  21. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like the first two.

    "We don't need the playoffs, we've got beer."
     
  22. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    America's Hardest Sucking Team.
     
  23. bigbuck623

    bigbuck623 Member

    Mar 18, 2007
    Columbus - Only Ohio State is allowed to win here!

    Columbus Crew - A professional team in a college town


    And for our supporters' song:

    We'll Never Win Again ... sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone.
     
  24. Nonesuch

    Nonesuch Member

    May 16, 1999
    Old Gridania
    Home of America's fastest cycling bipolar fans.
     
  25. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    F**K! Even in the future nothing works.
     

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